You know you're a designer when...
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- detritus0
...you're desperate to be recognised as such and will visit any half-arsed circle jerk website, filled with trite observations from the first 6 months in a design career, looking for validation.
- pull the damn trigger alreadyappalled
- Comfortable behind there?detritus
- standard qoob monologue read thread title - "what-the-fuck-is-th... - click link - "shit" - close tab. repeat.kingsteven
- ks ftwappalled
- TheRapture0
most of what you look at fills you with loathing
- shoto_can0
i deeply regret i clicked that link
- appalled0
You still buy toys, and you have one sitting on your desk right now.
- georgesIII0
You can put "Rockstar" in front of your job description
and think you're not a douchebag for doing so.
- detritus0
...you find yourself, once again, under the MD's desk, his length in you mouth, trying over and over to convince yourself that "it'll all be worth in the end", the interally-voiced repetitions timed in sync with each gag-inducing work down his shaft.
- It's ok though - he'll leave you a new iPhone4 on your desk on Monday morning.detritus
- appalled0
...you can dust your shoulders off realizing that what is and ever will be is not and will not ever be found on qbn
- SPECTACULAR0
M. Iqbal Hamid a.k.a AutaAutistik is a enthusiastic seeker of knowledge, occasional purveyor of wisdom, introverted skeptical theorist and also, coincidentally, a Malaysian freelance graphic designer; who thoroughly enjoys speaking about himself in the third person. He holds a First Class B.A. (Hons.) in Graphic Design & Digital Media (Advertising) and has been in the design arena for years, worked for various level of clients be it big or small, commercial or not.
- autoflavour0
my tshirt tells me so
- brandelec0
...you ask for nicely designed invoices.
- attentionspan0
Would be more intereseting with something like:
You Know You're An Asshole When...
- ...you post on QBN?detritus
- er.. not 'you', 'one'.detritus
- was almost offended !attentionspan
- drgz0
"You test the stock and weight of every piece of paper you come across. You touch it with your hand, feel it with your cheek, just to experience its textures."
feel it with your cheek, you guys do that?
