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Who wants to fight? Ever been in a fight? Got any good fight stories? Let's fight about it.
- vitamins0
Yes, let's fight online about it
- crayz0
'Your Mother sucks cock's". this is a good fight opener. If you fancy a punch or 2 works almost every time.
- drgz0
Your Mother sucks cock's
- PRICK!crayz
- Then you say" go'ead"crayz
- who else of you bedroom eagles want somedrgz
- then i say " go'ead then "crayz
- Then you push me, then i push you back. then you push me into a headlock . and we tumble around a bit.crayz
- then the bouncers break it up. and we look cool as fuck for all the ladies and lads.crayz
- Continuity0
Because people don't already use the internet for a good row enough as it is.
- Knuckleberry0
I have never been in an all out brawl type of fight however...
I have been close twice:
1) The guy grabbed me by the collar so I started screaming and spitting in his face. He walked away and apologized about 5 minutes later.
2) Guy tried to start shit so I threw him into a wall, he stopped and walked away.I have a bit of a temper and when provoked I get really crazy.
- started screaming? like real high pitched screaming? really?ItTango
- no, real aggressive type screaming. Like fucking hardcore band screaming.Knuckleberry
- oh. ok. carry on...ItTango
- Yeah, good thing. We wouldn't want to think you were screaming like a pussy, or anything ... :)Continuity
- thanksKnuckleberry
- Dude. You were supposed to get all mad at the pussy implication and shove me, or something. ¬_¬Continuity
- Ramanisky20
last year .. for the first time since middle school .. and I'm 38 ..
how pathetic!my eye got dotted up pretty sweet though
- More info. always wonder what a 38 year old fights like!crayz
- i was too drunk to give a good showingRamanisky2
- Like this? but with beer? ;) http://www.youtube.c…crayz
- Sep0
- Quite flashy for a Fedex advert.crayz
- ha, quite funny.Hombre_Lobo_2
- bjladams0
most of the fights i've been in have been on the field.. sometimes bad sportsmanship on my part, sometimes theirs.
- what sport?monoblanco
- Tennisaanderton
- hahaha aanderton!!
hahahaHombre_Lobo_2
- eighteen0
I remember up to grade 5 I used to fight anyone that looked at me wrong, come to think of it I may have even been somewhat of a bully. Ever since then though I've always been the first to opt out of any chance for battle, it's like i got it all out of my system too soon and got labelled as a fag in high school.
- crayz0
I hit a big guy once who was about to do me in, i thought i mite as well get one off before he fucks me with his big body, but he went down after i hit him, i was made up.. then he started getting up and looked super super angry. so I kicked him in the face with Timberlands on (horrible now i think of it, flight or flight at the time). just as that happens the police came round the corner. i got locked up :( worst of all i got locked up at the police Station my brother works at. it was embarrassing.
- dirtydesign0
been awhile for me.
last one was in high school, playing ice hockey on a lake near my house. kid lifted the puck into my shin.
punched him in the face, he punched me, grabbed him by the shirt and punched repeatedly. got broken up, we shook hands, the game continued.- A proper, bog-standard hockey fight, then.Continuity
- Now thats hockey ! . . . not a fight********
- hocky sounds fun. did he lift your shirt ?crayz
- Hockey *crayz
- yeh. guess that was hockey. i tried pulling his shirt over his head, but he dropped his hands.dirtydesign
- was easier to punch his face repeatedly then try anything fancydirtydesign
- crayz0
- this is epic. someone using a hoover as a sword. Ghetto fight to the max.
- bjladams0
did kickboxing twice in thailand- not the tourist friendly stuff- the "hey lets show whitey that the thais are king" stuff- couldnt get out of bed for the whole next day. didnt make it past the 3rd round either time.
- bliznutty0
be sure to knock my teeth out first punch - or else i'll bite your fucking finger off.. then while you're screaming and crying i'll fuck you up some more
true story..
- necromation0
Been in loads...
Last one was about 6-7 months ago.
idiot cut a load of cyclist up on his bicycle and we all
called him a idiot he proceed to offer his out...I took up his offer, and knocked the fucker right out!
Felt bad afterward, not bad enough to stick around for
the old bill...- i mean "offered us out"
sorry!necromation - i dont understand the story. a cyclist cut off another group of cyclists? and you called him out on it?********
- he basically did this big U-turn and ended up right in front of about 20 riders, and starting yelling at us!necromation
- i mean "offered us out"
- nthkl0
My friend and I got jumped in Korea Town after drinking all night. 2 on 10. No fun. Was sucker punched from behind... result, fractured jaw and my buddy got 4 stitches on his chin. Note to self, never let yourself get surrounded. Always have an exit.
Studied Taekwondo in grade school, Wrestled all through out High School, and studied kickboxing in my later years. Hardly helps when it's 2 on 10.
- and nose has been fractured on 3 other occasions from scrimmage matches.nthkl
- TheBlueOne0
All violence is behaviorally based. This is why what 99% of what martial arts teach is absolute bullshit, because they instill false confidence in techniques while ignoring the nearly scripted biological and behavioral responses that us monkeys tend to engage in.