Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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- Hombre_Lobo0
QBN hall of fame post -
http://www.qbn.com/topics/636012…
just amazing.
- Hombre_Lobo0
best thread ever. MOAR IMAGES.
- vuc0
Real opportunity here.
- dMullins0
^ Pretty hilarious list, only because I can imagine the audience/Letterman reactions when reading these.
- fyoucher10
So, found this article via Gizmodo. One of the comments down below in the article was pretty funny and thought I should post it here.
Article... That's great Bill Gates
http://gizmodo.com/5604368/bill-…
Top 10 Reasons Steve Jobs is not mentioned:10. He claimed that parking in handicapped spots is charity, since it forces the needy to help themselves.
9. He would right a check, but that requires pen input.
8. He is waiting for his patent on "making charitable donations" to be approved.
7. He said he would donate once he
figures out how to embed iAds into the brains of those who accept his help.6. He said he will only participate if the recipients are organ donors.
5. He left his wallet in his other turtleneck.
4. Since 40 other billionaires are doing it, he rejected the offer since it "duplicated functionality".
3. He will wait 4 years to announce iDonate.... donations done the "right way"
2. He asked if bumpers were a valid form of payment.
1. He wrote a check but took it away when Bill Gates held it wrong.
- Ravdyk0
bumperdiebump
- Ravdyk0
bumperdiebump
- aanderton0
What font you using continuity, I rather like it.
- aanderton0
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAukit
- Hahahahaha zing :DContinuity
- WOW !stewdio
- << Winner!sneakybadger
- hahahahahahRavdyk
- HAHAHAHAHAbigtrick
- too funny!!plash
- I'm quite surprised at the lack of a response from George!aanderton
- this one rockscapn_ron
- HAHAHA
OMFG HILARIOUS!
Hombre_Lobo
- utopian0
- hahahahaukit
- AAHAHAHAH! :)stewdio
- so funny@!mg33
- +1twistedfork
- this is funny?iCanHasQBN
- hahahahHombre_Lobo
- ETM0
- tOki0
- RW0
- wtfbigtrick
- you had to zoom in and crop that out...dbloc
- hahahaHombre_Lobo
- ETM0