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- toiletwolf0
the key to this is to cultivate a divers sexuality, friends, one will never be without the soothing envelopment of the sexual void if one is able to open up to the myriad possibilities of pleasure and escape offered by God's multifarious kingdom.
Many of my greatest sexual memory-treasures have happened not in the great cities of the world, but deep in the lonely wilderness, far from humankind.
- however, Bradford is absolutely stinking with rough tarts if you just fancy a jump, no stringstoiletwolf
- CALLES0
to get laid internationally stay put in Miami
- ... BeachCALLES
- girls, boys, policemen, old jewish women, Don Jonson. Limitless possibilitiestoiletwolf
- hahaCALLES
- bwahahahaha!OSFA
- Tallyhoho0
Monospaced, just for fun, and just for a minute, have a go at entertaining the notion... as ridiculous as it might seem to you... that you are in fact, a bit of a sad cock end.
- If you need some material, to help you get into the zone, read this post and the comments, as inspiration...Tallyhoho
- http://www.qbn.com/t…Tallyhoho
- EASY SCENEMr_Know
- Doing the ES hand sign right back atcha.Tallyhoho
- I'm only speaking the truth. Back your shit up noob.monospaced
- bumdrizzle0
'Welcome to QBN Tallycunt. Not a good idea to rip into someone like me on your FIRST day.'
lol.
monospaced: kind of a big deal.
- I don't like being insulted by someone who doesn't know me, and especially someone who created their account to do somonospaced
- 4 lines maximum in side notes. Just for your future reference.Tallyhoho
- no shit...I fit everything in I wanted to saymonospaced
- No you didn't.Tallyhoho
- whatever, go away trollmonospaced
- monospaced0
Tallyhoho. Did you really think it was a good idea to insult someone on your first day here? Welcome to QBN.
First, define "sad cock end," and explain how you came to this conclusion. You don't know me, you don't know what I look like, and you know nothing about me. The fact stands that for guys like me, NYC is a big pond with a ton of great fish in it.
- Definition:
http://www.qbn.com/m…Tallyhoho - http://www.qbn.com/t…BuddhaHat
- mmmm, fish...toiletwolf
- and? are you saying that my profile makes me a cock end? I don't followmonospaced
- Definition:
- BattleAxe0
Las Vegas, ladies love going to las Vegas and it's not because they like gambling
- ... they really enjoy cirque du soleil?Mr_Know
- Wayne Newton??OSFA
- i once fucked a girl in the audience of bette midler.bumdrizzle
- Blue Balls Men GroupBattleAxe
- cannonball19780
wah.
back to getting laid (which im not)
- OSFA0
Johannesburg in about two months...
- toiletwolf0
you should ignore these voices, monospaced, the weak often look to take from the neck the heads of the strong. As an alpha you have a position to envy among them and they will do whatever they can to undermine your status. This act in turn offers them a thin patina of your status temporarily before their inherent weakness burns through to the surface.
You are a bold sexual Achilles, fear not the arrows.
- <Tallyhoho
- I hve no idea what you just said...OSFA
- Makes sense to me.monospaced
- Tallyhoho0
I bet you have a really lovely cock Monospaced.
- http://www.slapyo.co…BuddhaHat
- i've heard his portfolio is printed on his godlike foreskinMr_Know
- that seems to be the consensusmonospaced
- one day I will come to NY, to gaze upon this thingtoiletwolf
- no, you can't look directly at it, much like a solar eclipse.Mr_Know
- perhaps over the shoulder thentoiletwolf
- bumdrizzle0
you spelt are and massive wrong.
- I would like to wipe youtoiletwolf
- spelt is a type of wheat, sir.scarabin
- us english can lick my sweaty balls.bumdrizzle
- Tallyhoho0
Are you quite athletic Monospaced? quite muscular?
- bleached anus?Mr_Know
- I wouldn't define myself as athletic and that muscular, no. But I'm definitely not fat.monospaced
- A good body though. For the ladies. Yes?Tallyhoho
- versatile?toiletwolf
- Tallyhoho0
You have a good job though, as you say. Would you consider yourself to be a successful young man?
- Good dress sense? Good clothes? Nice place? Desirable trappings?Tallyhoho
- yesmonospaced
- goes a long way in NYCmonospaced
- and good looking?Tallyhoho
- Tallyhoho0
So you're quite a catch then for the ladies, as you already said?
- Tallyhoho0
You are clearly of above average intellect. Articulate, intellectually inclined. Correct?
- bumdrizzle0
if i was a good looking designer working at pricewaterhousecoopers i would fuck everything in new york until it stopped moving. then i would fuck it again. pausing only to high five myself.
- Tallyhoho0
... and creative too. So you're pretty much the perfect specimen then in many ways. There's no sense in being bashful about it. Would you say that you were pretty much the perfect specimen Ben?
- nomonospaced
- Why not? What are your flaws?Tallyhoho
- I'm not particularly athletic/muscular. I smoke and drink too much.monospaced
- But this doesn't prevent you from sleeping with lots of women in NYC, correct?Tallyhoho
- It has stopped some, yes.monospaced
- I am sorry to hear that Ben. Have you considered changing your lifestyle?Tallyhoho
- Yes, I've been considering that a lot. Hold on, is that you Laura?monospaced
- Yes. Yes it is. Hello Ben.Tallyhoho
- and waste your time on stupid arguments... ;)OSFA
- Uh ohmonospaced
- scarabin0
this is a fucking icu thread isn't it