The Middle Finger
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- Skyle
Does anyone ever get that feeling like they just need to throw someone the middle finger when the person who is about to receive it just doesn't really deserve it?
I'm not talking about people who do deserve it...like that douche bag in the 1987 mustang who cut you off in traffic just to slow down and get off at the next exit when there is plenty of room behind you for him to get off so you drive by with your finger in the air.
I'm talking about times like where you see a guy wearing a ridiculously outrageous hat and you just get this overpowering urge as you pass him to flip him the finger. It not like he called for it or ruined your day or anything. You just see him and something in you head says that guy really deserves a middle finger so why don't you give him one.
Anyone? or has this happened to you ever?
- harlequino0
nIm
- lowimpakt0
emo babtist?
- monospaced0
Yeah, right now is one of those moments.
- fugged0
I get inappropriate urges all the time.
Like randomly wanting to throw food at people in a restaurant, just to see their reaction. Or yelling out completely obscene and nonsensical things in a public place. Again - just to see people's reaction.
Come to think of it... I think I might jump up on my desk and yell, "FUCKING SHIT, MY PENIS IS ON FIRE."
Then again, maybe I won't.
- luckyorphan0
- #1 is for when you mean it. #2 is for when you're acting like a little bitch.luckyorphan
- yes the old style has become the new style.spraycan
- #2 is thrown from cab windows in manhattan onlycannonball1978
- +1 on 1. Way better if you have an unusually long middle finger too.fugged
- gramme0
"I get inappropriate urges all the time.
Like randomly wanting to throw food at people in a restaurant, just to see their reaction. Or yelling out completely obscene and nonsensical things in a public place. Again - just to see people's reaction."
This happens to me too. I'd wager this happens to a lot of people. Unless the urges are constant and overwhelming, and/or you act on them, I think you're sane.
- cannonball19780
i like to flip little children off
- I like to make scary faces at babies in the checkout line at the store.fugged
- jazmine0
half mast finger looks hard if you have carpel tunnel.
- co20
- Lifeinvector0
I flip off the machines at the self-checkouts in grocery stores. It's sorta automatic now.
"Unexpected item in bagging area. Please remove item and..."
F you!