More marketing BS™
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- MrT
I just endured a 3hr meeting discussing shopping centre wayfinding, and apparently, the food court ...
"... is currently experiencing an ambience upgrade."
What, you mean that big hole with seats round a KFC?
Please share the shit you've heard so I don't feel alone.
- ismith0
Georgia Tech and the Rangers both lost within 15 minutes of each other. But Purdue won. I guess what I'm saying is that I was really annoyed, then lightly less annoyed, but overall can't relate to your particular issue. Perhaps you should suggest the boost the AC, install fog machines and a glass bar...
- meffid0
2010-02-04
Client: “I want the site to be metallic and cool, like ‘blow your head off’ cool, like the Transformers”Me: “This is for a wedding photography business, right?”
Client: “So? Optimus Prime can’t shoot a fucking picture?”
- ismith0
Next time you talk to them ask if they can fit their fist in their mouth. If they say no, tell them "that's right, because it's to full of bullshit!" Proceed to insert your own fist into your throat to induce vomiting. Tip the waitress before you leave.