Ugh Internet...
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- mg33
Does anyone else just sit on this thing and waste so much fucking time you think you're just going to rot in your chair? I can't stand it sometimes.
- ********0
best thread ever!
- ukit0
Cmon man! The iPad is coming tomorrow
- ********0
don´t change the subject, 33 is onto something important
- airey0
i do but i've got through that barrier and now simply accept my place in things. a voyeur. a watcher, not a doer. the acceptance and the medication have made everything a-ok.
- ********0
the meta-level is just about to bite him in the ass
- mg330
It's like I'm sitting right here and could just do what I came home to do (I think) which was to simply try out some new stuff in Logic. But I've been sitting here for a little over two hours making a giant round-trip through Facebook, Google Reader, QBN, and just searching random stuff in Google. It's horrible.
- ********0
- Shouldn't someone less strung-out looking be doing that kind of PSA?mg33
- i think it´s just the old, eastwood is fit as a sneaker.********
- bigtrickagain0
put an egg-timer on your desk. set it for five minutes. when it rings, if you happen to be putzing around on the internet still, punch yourself in the balls, and reset the timer for five minutes.
- ukit0
Isn't the existence of this thread ultimately self-defeating?
- eieio0
i remember the days when bitches be starting threads like this every week
- airey0
you mean yesterday and every day prior?
- ********0
Then Goddess Tonya led me by my leash to the attic. She placed me standing in the center of the room and began taking my cuffs off from my hands and ankles. “Do not even think about running down the stairs and trying to get away from me or resist me.” “You know I am a boxer and I will punch you in the stomach and knock the wind right out of you.” “Yes Goddess.”
Tonya Harding Erotic Fantasy Database:
- W.T.F.mg33
- rot away boys!********
- HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAbigtrickagain
- mg330
Wow:
Fantasy Message #: 3406
Subject: A Night of
From: Arthur, 22 yr old Male
Date: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 @2:13 AM pacific time
Rating: 10I know after many a night of skating on the ice Tonya is going to need a bit of warm relaxation. I've often fantasized about taking her to a recently erupted volcano, because I know she has to be sick of the cold. We could lay on top of cooled magma rocks and just make out until were on fire. Then comes the eruption. It will always a gold medal love making session when you're with me Tonya.
- AHAHAHA YOU ARE SO SUCKED INbigtrickagain
- panache.Point5
- ASSHOLES!mg33
- ********0
“Getting Lillehammer’d with the Gooch ‘94”
- HAHAHAHAbigtrickagain
- wait this shouldn't be that funny. maybe i should get off the interwebs for a bit.bigtrickagain
- godzilla!airey
- mg330
OK so now I've headed over to Craigslist's Best Of section, and found this gem:
Generic Sybian Manufacturer
Date: 2009-08-06, 5:27AM CDT
Reverse engineered a Sybian. Need test riders in the next 30 days. No cameras. No internet BS. No sex acts expected other than with the machine. I don't want to have to watch 400lbs of jello sitting on an industrial strength vibrator. Please don't try to add nausea to what will already be a frustrating experience. Single would probably be a good idea. Shyness is not a quality that would suit you well. Once again, no pics or anything like that. Just ride the S.O.B. and tell me if it works. Interested parties should send a picture. Sorry to seem picky, but I'm the one that's got to sit through this. I should at least get to look at pretty for my frustration. I don't expect testing to take long. It won't be hard to tell if it works or not. If functional, the device should hit ebay within a couple of weeks. If you have security concerns, you're more than welcome to bring backup. Oh yeah. Only 18 or older please. Prison isn't on my list of things to do this year.
- that last sentence has win all over it.airey
- hahahahbigtrickagain