My friend did something...
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- chrisRG
Friday entertainment, what did "your friend" do lately and no one should know?
- shitehawke0
your mother?
- shitehawke0
^
I will apologise here sir.
- lnu0
A couple of weeks ago, my friend got very drunk, threw up (possibly in taxi), lost bag with camera (possibly in taxi), managed to open the door, drop the keys, then shut the door, still on the outside. Having trouble using a phone, he somehow alerted pregnant girlfriend through telepathy, then more or less passed out in the snow. After the pregnant girlfriend had carried him up the stairs and put him to bed, he allegedly told her that someone probably put something in his drink. It's a bit fuzzy.
- BIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD0
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"someone probably put something in his drink"
Could it have been alcohol?The rape drugs excuse as a cover for binge drinking is fucking pathetic.
- Yes my friend is pathetic. Lucky he's got a fantastic girlfriend.lnu
- And of course it was alcohol.lnu
- and of course, it was your 'friend'...Not_Just_Another
- :-)Not_Just_Another
- GeorgesII0
* Sorry, I can't finish this work for the deadline, someone probably put something in my drink.
excellent, will use in future
- _me_0
my friend slept with my producer..... does that count? she says no, he says, fuck yeah! i say, arrrggghhkkkk!
- is she hot?chrisRG
- in a 38yr old chinese/australian kinda mumsy way - shes smoking! my mate is 24 and a kiwi! arrrgggghhhkkk!_me_
- chinese australian? that's like scottish koreanscarabin
- not really there's loads of 'em in oz and they're soooooo sexy!!Projectile
- neue75_bold0
Mike has 1 friends...
- toe_knee0
got home drunk, fell asleep on his dogs bed and pissed himself
- Projectile0
this really was a mate..well his younger bro.. new years, took a bunch of god-knows-what, told my female friends that he's an amazing shag has a 16 inch member and will eat her for hours.. then takes a trip (yes a full one!!) freaks out calls the ambulance cos he thinks he's dying. fuckin hell you should see the texts he sent me during the trip.. "spprtldf" and "whats your synopsis on life?" and "dude still tripping call me" (that lst one must have been just before he called the ambulance. fell kinda bad for not calling him i coulda calmed him down.. but he he's gotta learn)
- See, I told you there has been no decent acid since '72... I think.DoktorDavid