David Thorne Twitter posts
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- BuddhaHat
• Offspring asked if spastic was a special kind of plastic. Told him he was a special kind of plastic.
• New advertising slogan for Adelaide: "Yes, I know... but hey, at least it isn't in New Zealand."
• Caught offspring downloading inappropriate material. Had 'The talk'. Discussing monthly broadband fees and quota is never easy
• Have been reminded that it is my birthday soon. Another year closer to dying alone and being eaten by my seventeen cats.
• Because even red haired children require encouragement. And beatings of course.
• The special effects in the movie Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus are state of the art. The art in this case being pottery.
• My favourite sexual position is the shopping trolley. It's where you look at porn while your partner is out buying groceries.
• The next person with 40 items in front of me in the 7 items or less checkout can add kick in the neck to their shopping list.
• Spent way too much on presents this Xmas. For myself. It's the thought that counts so I thought about how happy people would be for me.
• Power went out today. Held onto the toaster with both hands & rubbed my socks vigorously across the carpet to make breakfast.
• Was told to dress up for interview. Apparently they didn't mean as a sexy space pirate.
- airey0
hahaha. i like it. i don't get out a lot of course but still, carry on sir.
- jerseyred0
some funny shit there - Yay! I have the high score in an office game I have devised called 'staring at the wall wondering what happy people are doing'.
