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• CALLES0

  there is nothing that i like more than sticking my penis into a bunch of crystals... the more expensive the smoother the cut

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• harlequino0

  Having your erection torn and abused by a bunch of crystals was basically what George Lucas did to us with the last Indy film.

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  • and the last three star wars films.shitehawke

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• Mal0

  I prefer laser boobs myself
  

  

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  • The ultimate fixed gear for hipsters?
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• Amicus0

  "So she’s bi? Into S&M?
  Her friend did that to her to cheer her up.
  Did she use a hot glue gun?"

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  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh my stomach aches.

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