cavemen hipster
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- CALLES0
haha!
"They eat raw meat and leap around barefoot through the brush."It's ok... they should die pretty soon of gangrene
- ********0
- ********0
Holy crap one of them maybe Canadian, from BC
Note the British Columbia flag on their wall.
- version30
holy, crap indeed
- bzsaw0
Cavemen = Spreading the Geico virus
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- GeorgesII0
I fuckn hate douches who have everything, yet still have to act like douches.
fuck you want to live the high cavemen life, go to haiti and see what real harsh life is.
fuckn douches, will kill us ALL- Well thanks for sharing your thoughts.********
- I'm confused - do cavemen have fun or have it tough? do all the cavemen live in Haiti? are all cavemen douches?********
- no it was an example to say lots of people don't have the luxury to play cavemen, they are actually dying from malnutritionGeorgesII
- that's true .. it's similar to the 'hipsters playing working class' thing - although I think it's quite fashionable to be upper-middle at the moment********
- class a the moment.********
- Well thanks for sharing your thoughts.
- janne760
*farts
- GeorgesII0
I'm sorry Dinky for my over reaction, but when I see douches trying to emulate a life they probably would not survive if they were confronted to makes me cringe heavily.
at one moment of my life, I was poor as dirt, use to go to church to get food supermarket almost passed date (lets stop here).
With all the people dieing from hunger around the world, its rather hisptery to want to live like cavemen.
they should find a cave far far away from NY, no internet, no electricity, no phone.
I give them 1 week before we find them all dead- HA. I love how it says there apartment and 'jobs' in the design and internet industry lol********
- HA. I love how it says there apartment and 'jobs' in the design and internet industry lol
- ********0
I hear you. But thats what makes this story interesting.
I would expect one of them to get arrested for trying to kill a tiger at the Central Park Zoo. For food and warmth.
- seed0
Is this a joke?
- Meeklo0
^
I think it is, and pretty funny actually
- ismith0
I don't know if I should say this, but with enough drugs I may be one of them, with less beardage of course.
- ismith0
✔ eat meat almost exclusively
✔ "fast" for long periods between meals
✔ like the word "nightshades", dislike eating them
✔ have shaggy, slightly beyond shoulder length hair
✔ love nature yet would rather live in nyc
✔ identify myself as libertarian
✘ run an e-commerce site- < for future reference, and also to see if the ✔/✘ marks workedismith
- those ticks and crosses are amazingly great********
- ********0
Ha, I remember running into a hipster about eight years ago who was on some sort of prehistoric diet. He was going on and on about eating lemons and maple syrup, as they were pure sources of energy for prehistoric man.
So I asked him exactly where on earth did the prehistoric cave people find a lemon tree growing next to a maple tree?
He walked away from me looking sullen.
- ********0
At any rate, I would like to kill these cave hipsters and gnaw on their bones while I contemplate irony of it all.
- ifeltdave0
"The group’s lone woman, Melissa McEwen, 23, was searching for a treatment for stomach troubles."
Because eating raw meat is such a good way to eliminate stomach problems..
