Hey e-pill...
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- Dr_Sparkleshine
So, I just walked around the LES in a new pair of G-Star Raw pants. I felt stylish and comfortable, but I want to be sure...am I missing an essential aspect of the brand experience? Is there something else I should be feeling here?
- Horp0
Just the pants were G-Star?
Then yes my firned, you are missing the entire experience.
TOTAL APPARELETIC SUBMERSION IS REQUIRED.
Everything you wear should be G-Star. EVERYTHING. From the top of your head to the soles of your boots. You should even be playing a French Horn or Clarinet that is draped awkwardly in G-Star denim, and on be sat on board a re-painted barge.
- monospaced0
"and on be sat on board a re-painted barge"
what?
- Check out the 'Raw Crossover" section of their site. I'd link to it, but its Flash. http://www.g-star.co…Horp
- (They also recently designed little items for clothing for brass instruments... trumpets etc, hence the other comment)Horp
- your sentence makes no sensemonospaced
- Please explain...Horp
- Oh wait "and ON be sat on board" I see. Delete the first 'on', and re-read.Horp
- on board of...spraycan
- Dr_Sparkleshine0
They were c-a-r-g-o pants, does that change anything?
- Dr_Sparkleshine0
Well I was wearing them with a pair of military style Kenneth Cole boots, a hoodie and wool pea coat from Uniqlo, and scarf and gloves from the GAP.
- Horp0
To be honest I'm a bit disappointed they've abandoned their "little denim suits for musical instruments" brand expansion project. I really wanted to buy a denim tracksuit for my 12 string classical guitar and maybe a hat for my lute.
- Dr_Sparkleshine0
So, what you're all saying is that I am missing something?
- TOTAL BRAND IMMERSION. TOTAL.Horp
- IF THE DRINK YOU DRINK IS NOT LIQUIFIED DENIM, YOU HAVE FAILED.Horp
- I's like to hold out for the e-pill's determination in this case.Dr_Sparkleshine
- Etype0
I didn't realize G-star was fashionable...
- mynameisdave0
You're most likely missing these.
Make sure there is at least 5" of the top showing, or simply wear them over your G-Star jeans for the full G-Star effect.
- Horp0
I knew G-Star when they were still called Gap Star by the way.
Pfffft.
- subcommandante0
G-Star Raw is yet another tool of the Capitalists to sell you militarism and consumption with "style". I hope your pants get holes in them.
- (most of them have pre-made holes in them from the beginning)lukus_W
- Of course they do.subcommandante
- subcommandante0
Besides my normal dialectical critique of the subject matter, I would like to say I find this Horp person to be a barely contained hidden volcano of misdirected anger and Jungian self-loathing. It's rather quite obvious and disturbing.
Although I am sure he would be the go-to person to stand next to at a boring cocktail party, say in the Hamptons or some other odd upper crusty social environ. I mean, I like the cut of his slacks, but he seems like a person who'd get you int trouble hanging around him too long for reasons not entirely clear to him.
- uan0
even el CHE wears G-Star:
- e-pill0
using me to make a name for yourself? are you an attention whore?
