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@harlequino
they probably used something similar to this
- yeah, there's always thatharlequino
- does it come in black?shitehawke
- GeorgesII0
In more or less 5 min, a new user will pop in and say she was just acting crazy.
- El_Montr00
"Shoot my laptop, the iphone, whatever you want..."
- "you can sit shiva in my lap, baby"harlequino
- I like 'em big boned like the one on the leftvitamins
- nonono....the one on the right dude, the one on the right!
El_Montr0
- GeorgesII0
^
* wait until they shoot your laptop!
- Josev0
I would take it to the Genius Bar and say "I dont know, it just stopped working"
- shinpo0
i'd bring it to starbucks and act like it is working - like i was surfing the web or typing a paper or something
- OSFA0
"i'd bring it to starbucks and act like it is working - like i was surfing the web or typing a paper or something " ...hahaha
To make it more interesting... Run around for a while until you're sweating, rip your shirt, get some fake blood and put it all over your hands/laptop and head then walk in and order a mocha-latte.
- vitamins0
- misleading is that the Palistein really didnt have a state, they had land. Jewish made a state with their land.********
- That is fucked up! No wonder everyone hates Israel.utopian
- this is the reason 9/11 happened. we set them up after ww2baseline_shift
- I thought 911 happened cause clinton shot up Osama with cruise missiles and missed.********
- misleading is that the Palistein really didnt have a state, they had land. Jewish made a state with their land.
- version30
next time lilly, don't do what you had done that time.
- ukit0
Pretty messed up countries (both of them)
- fyoucher10
looks like they need to borrow some bomb sniffing dogs
- Don't know why I added sausages.fyoucher1
- Everything is better with sausages.harlequino
- Sureshot is going to be one unhappy dude with you posting his sausages here!!!utopian
