Tiger Woods WTF?
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- inkpink
In serious condition after backing into a fire hydrant at 33mph? then a tree? at 2:25 a.m? WTF?
- eieio0
RIP
- version30
yeah yeah, i meant to link this, so fuqd
- brandelec0
looks like he ran into the neighbor's tree, who happens to be blade. which explains the facial lacerations.
- digdre0
Hole in one
- FredMcWoozy0
Pot?
- utopian0
Tiga... Tiga... Tiga... Tiga... Woods Yall'
- JerseyRaindog0
Not serious
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/…
- peteski0
on the phone
- eating_tv0
TIGER WOODS IS DEAD
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TIGER WOODS INJURED
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TIGER WOODS HURT
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- dMullins0
dwv16 (11/27/2009, 5:25 PM )
"Wake up People!! Tiger is just the first. What we've known is coming for a long time is now about to over take us. It's time we stopped doing what we are doing and get things right. We can't just sit back and take it easy anymore. Only we can prevent it from happening. First, there was Oklahoma City, then 9/11, then Katrina. Now this. What's next? We have got to work together or it's over for our kids and all future Americans. We all know this began when Ike was elected President with help from the big European money machines who just wanted a piece of America. He got his interstate highway system and the first step was taken. JFK, RFK, MLK died and who lied about it? Everybody who knew. Nixon's daughter married Ike's grandson and we got another generation closer to the end. Carter almost blew the top off, but that rabbit did him in. 8 years of Reagan, 4 for Bush Sr., then 8 for Willie and who steps in??? That's right --- Bush, Jr. and the final key was turned. They got their man Obama in and leading the way and this is our last chance. Well, I'm not going to take it sitting down and you shouldn't either. Our kids are next and no one cares."Get real! This has to be the work of Islamic fundamentalists! Or maybe the Trilateral Commission. Or maybe that guy on the grassy knoll - you know, Vince Foster!"
- zaq0
omg, what are we gonna do now?
- boobs0
So now my theory is that he and his wife were fighting. That's why she smashed in the window. And that happened while he was backing up into the fire hydrant.
But new shit may come to light.
- FredMcWoozy0
Here is what happened...^ Let me play off boobs.
Wife hit Tiger with a golf club cutting his face, police were called for domestic violence against Tigers wife who quickly tried to stage the scene by running over a fire hydrant and tree in Tigers Cadillac. She then dragged Tigers bloody unconscious body out to the street to try and blame the situation on a car wreck because the couple had been fighting and emotions got the better of tiger as he speed off angerly.
- I just made up a new word. Angerly™FredMcWoozy
- Or she bashed the driver window when he tried to leave causing him to wreck.FredMcWoozy
- boobs0
Better not fuck up good golf clubs on a mere car. That's my philosophy.
- FredMcWoozy0
I can't believe I just want to TMZ.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y86MuLQ…
- GeorgesII0
- amazing video, what happens next?mydo
- next?
the tiger brings him out for a coffee and a bageljimzyk - the tiger hugs him and plants a sloppy wet kiss on his faceukit
- poor elephant is like. yoI im not with him!74LEO
- actually the elephant chased the lionversion3
- This video is amazing.dMullins
- intimidatinggjd
- http://www.youtube.c…utopian
- tigers are huge, they actually sell them not too far from where i live, white tigers too, fukin nutsmoldero
- ckentish0
just cause hes good at golf does not mean hes a good driver (like what i did there?)