Masturbathon Winner
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- scarabin
just wanted to test this "bold" thing. but since i'm a thoughtful guy, here's an article about jerking off.
- ismith0
"I make love to her only a few times in a year, as she’s not really into making love with me. But I’m OK because I can wank myself in front of her. But honestly speaking, I sometimes feel like inserting my dick into VAGINA!"
- scarabin0
i'm taking his victory as a personal challenge
- boobs0
I feel shame.
- PonyBoy0
What’s your record for penetrative sex?
I make love to her only a few times in a year, as she’s not really into making love with me. But I’m OK because I can wank myself in front of her. But honestly speaking, I sometimes feel like inserting my dick into VAGINA!
- bigtrick0
what the fucking fuck!
- airey-1
ahh wtf:
"What does she think of all this? Is she proud of you?
Yes. She’s proud of me very much. What’s more, my family’s proud of me about this too."what the fucking fuck is there to be proud of?!? fucking low standards of expectation is this clowns social and familial gene-pool.
- DRIFTMONKEY0
- mmm, spirit...version3
- I will last 2 minutes thinking about her, lolFrosty_spl
- mesmerizing....mg33
- she looks softscarabin
- she's a little chubbyRavdyk
- I lover herProjectile
- I'd like to punch her in the neck, mid 'peow'.Orbit
- – Ravdyk you are a complete and utter fucking moron. That is all.set
- mg330
What does she think of all this? Is she proud of you?
Yes. She’s proud of me very much. What’s more, my family’s proud of me about this too.
WTF
- necromation0
VICE is a donkey dick of a mag... Give it up!
would rather stab my own eyes out than read that crap!
- spraycan-1
mmh this shit is stupid
- honest0
do not let this man go near a sperm bank
- raf0
- scarabin0
Anyone remember how to do the bold thing? Does it still work?
- i think you have to wank for 9hrs 58mins to unlock the secret but i'm not surehans_glib
- No. But after 10 years of marriage and one pregnancy in between, I sometimes say hi to the old friend.Beeswax
- I meant more, lately... The difference is I feel guilty and keep it a secretBeeswax
- Seems to me it's just standard HTML markup in the first post of the thread. Either <b> or <em>, I forget which.Continuity
- Sorry, <strong>, not <em>Continuity
- Bindegal1
‘Masturbation will not spread COVID-19’: Solo sex is best option for pleasure during quarantine, especially if you live alone..
https://www.chicagotribune.com/c…
- helloeatbreathedrive3
- there must be a way to keep this thread on fp forever :)renderedred
- :)helloeatbreathedrive
- I just watched this episode!scarabin
- Amazing show. I bought the entire digital series and watched them all, 180 total.davey_g