NYC bike thief
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- MarleyMarl0
I know that guy, he runs a bike theft racket.
- Knuckleberry0
- holy shit that looks like a nice bike ): sorry man - i've been there toobigtrick
- Your neighbor needs to pay to replace this then. What a fuckhead.dMullins
- IF YOU HAD A GUN YOU COULD USE IT TO SHOT YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBOR!!!taxiguerrilla
- lol!bigtrick
- nice nice nice bike!iCanHasQBN
- taxiguerrilla0
Yesterday night someone stole my bike too.
It was in my building's courtyard, and they stole only mine. Maybe they did not know it was a 50€ Decathlon's bike. They did not touch my wonderfull 70's Bianchi racer. Strange people.- sorry manKnuckleberry
- On the other side I'm happy they stole the wrong one :)taxiguerrilla
- yes - apologies, and congratulations on your luck at the same timebigtrick
- dMullins0
IF YOU HAD A GUN YOU COULD HAVE SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE AND PROTECTED YOUR HOME!- hahahabigtrick
- I suppose you're right, man.taxiguerrilla
- LOL!iCanHasQBN
- Thats right! And I'm not being sarcastic.Frosty_spl
- dMullins0
Seriously though. I am wondering why no one has invented some sort of bike lock that explodes or something when tampered with incorrectly.
Or has razorblades hidden in certain spots.
Or has a capsule of acid that ruptures.
Or has an HIV needle on it.
Something...
I guess bike lock companies are in the business of replacement upsells?
- mpark0
Oh shit you just just got that bike. Man I am sorry to hear this... and i've been meaning to ask you how you were liking your bike...
- WrappedInBooks0
Have you checked the messenger center back there? Dude might have passed through there to drop off stuff, saw your bike and decided not to walk home.
- iCanHasQBN0
Why do security cameras have the WORST video quality imaginable? It's like you're looking at video from the 1940's FFS. You'd think for what they're used for they'd have the absolute best clarity. A fucking handheld camcorder or ever the video function on your digital camera could do a better job.
- ethanfink0
Set up a sting here in NY:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/sanf…
- whatsup0
Is there a reward or anything?
- whatsup0
bike returned......$?
beating up guy.........$?
beating up guy and getting bike returned.........?
- georgesIII0
don't tell me :(
- meok0
- inv0
Buy a really cheap bike. Loosen the front wheel. Remove a screw or something. Wait for idiot thief to steal the bike, fall on his face and break his neck.
Do this, and you will probably get sued...spend time in jail.
- bigtrick0
an interesting thread on booby traps for bike thieves: