Could you be a UK citizen?
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- designbot0
some of the questions include.....
Do you have bad teeth?
Do you like to drink tea?
Do you smoke mad weed?
Do you like to talk alot of shit on QBN?jk :P
- I'd say yes to 2 & 4... can't beat a good cuppa and a peruse on QBN...Not_Just_Another
- There's some nasty ass grit weed in the UK, that's for sure.schjetne
- baseline_shift0
Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)
Not bad for a chap from the states.
- hektor9110
i failed :( 7 out of 24
- Jnr_Madison0
I passed but guessed a couple.
- Greedo0
you have to be up on census data and immigration trends, how is that going to affect you as a citizen? the healthcare and school stuff makes sense, but some of these questions are more asinine than the US test...
- Greedo0
50%, what the fuck is a quango?
- non departmental body.Jnr_Madison
- sounds like some sort of australian mammalGreedo
- ninjasavant0
42%
- Not_Just_Another0
46% and I'm a UK citizen. I guess this kind of test really sums up the backwards mentality here. Like a school test that requires you to learn such inane things that you will never, ever, need in your adult life.
- trooperbill0
blogged about how crap this was http://www.markrushworth.com/tem…
- babaganush0
That was utter bollocks.
- Pointless pub-quiz questions irrelevent to our culturebabaganush
- kalkal0
If they're going to make a test, do it on things that actually matter, I've grown up here and I'm 25, I can't see why most of these questions should have the slightest amount of importance to me..
- lowimpakt0
they don't pay for prescriptions in Wales.
- chossy0
I'm not sure of the relevance of knowing what the legal amount of hours a child can work is?. Similarly what the fuck has a prescription and who buys your school uniform got to do with anything.
There should be one question and one alone.
1. Are you a fucking total prick?.
a. yes = go home ye mad dick
b. no = aight cart your arse on in yo!.
- DesignedbyDave0
Well I am a UK citizen, and I failed miserably, wtf does that mean?
Honestly, some of those questions are absolute bollocks!
What colour are David Blunketts underpants at this very moment?
a: blue
b: red
c: black
d: pink lace
- seeessess0
Failed, does this mean they throw me out?
Group buy on flight to the US anyone?
- lukus_W0
^ they're all really pointed questions imo, (in this case, assuming that people wanting to come to the UK are misogynistic - preferring to keep their wives shackled in the basement)
- Peter0
9 out of 24 (38%), too.
Fail.
US here I come.