Pandemic of the day...
Pandemic of the day...
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- Horp
Pneumonic plague, nastier older sibling of the bubonic plague, erupts in China...
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/51…
... so hurry up and get swine flu or you'll gonna get left behind.
- janne760
awesome. haven't got swine flu yet, it was released in the netherlands a bit later but they say by the end of autumn a third of the population should have it.
pneumonic sounds cool as well. what does it do?
- Remember the black death? This is the more virulent and deadly strain of that.Horp
- So bleeding eyes, melting lungs, rotting skin, collapsing internal organs, clots, lesions, vomiting and squits etcHorp
- Oh, and death.Horp
- and you'll smell bad, and look like hell, and your corpse will be burned in a ditch by the few survivors.Horp
- awesome, that's kind of fresh and orginal. how can i get it?janne76
- Leave your tent flaps open at night.Horp
- Oh wait, no, that's for 'rape by bears'. erm... okay, go to China, breathe through your mouth.Horp
- Lick peasants, particularly if they work with livestock and have ticks.Horp
- and let their tick infested dogs share your tent.Amicus
- sweet!janne76
- mistermik0
thats all I need.