A Riveting Story

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  • scarabin

    my latest scam spam reads like a hardy boys' adventure.

    Dear Friend,

    Permit the manner with which I am seeking your assistance but I am short of
    options and have no other choice.I am John England from the hospitality state
    (Mississippi), an army contractor attached to the US Military force in Iraq.
    The reason why Iím explaining my findings to you is to seek for your
    assistance to enable you contribute immensely to the actualization of my dream.

    I am attached to the US army for the sole purpose of reconstruction work in
    some parts of Iraq.As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a
    rebuilding process in some parts and there is much need for reconstruction
    which is why I come in. I evaluate the level of destruction and offer
    professional advice in line with the way they intend rebuilding.Work has been
    risky no doubt and challenging as sometimes we are faced head on with armed
    insurgents where we lose some soldiers during confrontation. I have had my own
    share of losses as I lost a friend whom I have known for 12years. On the 39TH
    day of JUNE 2009,at about 1200hrs during a normal inspection routine along
    Haifa Street where there is long thoroughfare of high-rise buildings which
    were built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive,I
    along with 3 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation
    work while i was closely guarded by soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in
    a cellar which i presumed to be a

    I decided to have a go at it only for me to kick the metal covering and find a
    metal boxes(6 in number) piled on top one another which were locked with a
    padlock each. Upon forcing the boxes open, we discovered several guns, amour
    and some boxes amongst which two contained bullets, one filled with hard
    drugs(heroine)and the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars
    which amounted to $23.2M after I and two of the soldiers counted them for
    about 3hours. I believe the boxes if not owned are linked to the Al Qaeda and
    Ayman al-Zawahiri.

    I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy so that we can have the
    money to our selves, they all agreed to the plan and we were going to get the
    money out of the country but first we had to hide the money in some safe and
    untraceable location. This made me to consult with a friend in our force who
    went with me and the two other officers to secretly keep the boxes in a safer
    place after which we handed over the drugs and the weaponry to our superiors.

    I am now in desperate need of a ìReliable and Trustworthyî person like you who
    would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me
    up on till my assignment elapses here.We cannot afford to leave the boxes here
    in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday.We
    have no idea what could
    happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point.I am fully aware
    of wh at your thoughts would be next which is why I intend to include my
    picture as well as my I.D.s for you to know whom you are dealing with.

    I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to
    negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this deal.Please assure
    me of your keeping this topmost secret within you so that my job would not be
    jeopardized. please i will only respond to your email on id bellow:
    email:johnpersonal72@sify.com

    My Sincere Regards,
    John England.

  • scarabin0

    he found the stash "On the 39TH day of JUNE 2009".

    figure that one out.

  • CALLES0

    i cant read all this shit! can someone cliff note it for me

  • jimbojones0

    I always choose trustworthy and reliable people by sending mails to strangers. $23.2M in a box? Must be Monopoly money.

    Great fun with spammers: http://ebolamonkeyman.com/
    Read stuff with Tiffany, really good

  • cashface0

    cliff note = gay bullshit shenanigans scam

  • version30

    aren't they "cliff's notes"?

  • kgvs720

    I stopped at John England.

  • locustsloth0

    If you don't comply with this email, he'll send his brother, Robert

  • gentleman0