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Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory...
- kelpie0
this is great news for the hardcore porn industry
- benfal990
there are scientist working on stuff that is very... weird. Why the hell they don't work on stuff we really need! Like stuff to help us save the fucking World.
- how exactly does one work on that - as a scientist?flashbender
- Nairn0
What do you mean, benfal? What the world needs is less troglodytic male blockheads, and more inter-networking communicating females.
Once females can order things so that 1 in ever 2000 female offspring is strongly along the Asperger's spectrum, humanity can ensure her continued survival, socially and technologically, sans male.
It'd be more along the natural order of things, barring the last few million years of borderline cuckoo mammalian male dominance.
- Nairn0
My God, all our descendants will be writhing lesbians!
- JerseyRaindog0
I don't need a laboratory to create it - what's the big deal?
- Aye, but where does it come from before you spit it out?Nairn
- Your dad Nairn, your dad.JerseyRaindog
- Really? I was never that keen on his musky after taste.Nairn
- He's always taken pineapple drops when we get together. So considerate.********
- The bastard has entirely different intentions with that goddamned pineapple when it's my go.Nairn
- Considered a delicacy in certain parts of Brixton I'm told.JerseyRaindog
- Ah yes, its either easy in and hard out, or hard in and easy out, but there's never any two way happines with a live pineapple.********
- pineapple.********
- ********0
Now that I think about it, I have a couple of laboratories tucked away that are in constant pursuit of the same goal. I might have good reason to engage some young biology students in an intern program.
- "that's it, and then you need to pump this crank handle here, thats it, give it a good hard pump, and lets see..."********
- " I might need to touch your charming breasts my love, just as a stimulus measure... is that okay?"********
- "Now, which of you eager young scientists has made ready your reception chambers?"********
- "OH, thats smashing, you'll be getting straight A's from me my darling. Good work, god that's good work, jesus fuck".********
- " HERE COMES THE FUCKING SAMPLE MY LOVE! HERE COMES THE FUCKING SAMPLE "********
- "PUT THE FUCKING CLIPBOARD DOWN LOVE AND WITNESS THIS MIRACULOUS CONCLUSION TO OUR SCIENTIFIC STUDY"********
- SCIENTIFIC STUDY. THAT'S IT LOVE, RUB YOUR TITS LOVE... FOR SCIENCE PURPOSES...********
- Oh, Oh God. Oh... okay, now don't forget you signed those non-disclosure clauses. I need you to go now. Just go.********
- hahaha, this made me laugh too much in a quiet studioBaskerviIle
- "that's it, and then you need to pump this crank handle here, thats it, give it a good hard pump, and lets see..."
- Nairn0
My lineage will only be under threat when They work out how to synthesize pre- and post- coital weeping.
- SteveNo0
Until they invent something that listens to my birds incessant fucking noise and on the rare occasion, services her, then the creation of human sperm isnt as good as super noodles.
- alicetheblue0
but who will buy me dinner, first ?
- If they can make this shit industrially, it'll likely become a significant foodstuff too.Nairn
- https://jspivey.wiki…Nairn
- chossy0
This is a shame I was beginning to get confident about 'raising the sword' in the not too distant future. Will they not still need a penis to shoot the seed up in the lassies fannies?...
- http://www.funnythew…Nairn
- Smouldering little minx, look at that muzzle she wants it and she doesn't even know it the lucky girl.chossy
- designbot0
"created" is quite the overstatment..
"They began with stem cell lines derived from human embryos. The stem cells were brought to body temperature and put in a chemical mixture to encourage them to grow. They were "tagged" with a genetic marker which enabled the scientists to identify and separate so-called "germline" stem cells from which eggs and sperm are developed."
Josephine Quintavalle from Reproductive Ethics said it best:
"This is an example of immoral madness. Perfectly viable human embryos have been destroyed in order to create sperm over which there will be huge questions of their healthiness and viability...."It's taking one life in order to perhaps create another..."- *yawnNairn
- Oh you're just splitting hairs now.
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