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- harlequino0
As utterly nightmarish as it is, you gotta admit - this tune/video has it all. Emo rock, auto tune, a simian screaming hypeman, piano interlude, a techno ending, a chick with piercings, matching outfits, and synchonized crab dancing. Impressive.
- ukit0
Cool song. I'm digging it. Anyone know if this is available for the Zune MP3 player?
- sublocked0
wtf youtube now has ANOTHER video...looks like they redid it because the original one sucked so bad?!?!
- I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE CRAB!MisterPants
- MisterPants0
I feel that these deep-v necked, black t-shirt clad, greasy haired collection of gentlemen truly understands my overarching malaise with contemporary society (i.e. my self-imposed sense of being a pariah)and reflects my general distrust of authority and parental oppression with their amazing vocal stylings and tight choreography.
I associate with the video's setting, as I see myself as little more than an abandoned farm where my soul lies fallow in pig droppings. And it's quite different than West Philidelphia where I was born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days chillin out, maxin, relaxingall cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys said were up in no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby 'yo, homes smell you later' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
- MisterPants0
FYI. We should all pay attention to this, if we're going to make a really kick-ass Crabcore band:
"Other moves available to crabcore players include:
* The "Alaskan King"
* The "Peanut Skinner"
* The "Jørgenslam"
* The "Dirty Hamper"
* The "Pestal Press"
* The "Arch Carrier"
* The "Cock Duster"
* The "Squirrel"
* The "OrBenetiko v.II"- I'm perfecting the Cancerian Strut as we speakd_rek
- These could all be names for sandwiches too.
"um, can I get the Dirty Hamper?"harlequino
- sublocked0
also, just as bad
- I propose extremely late-term abortions for all these people.
On tv.mikotondria3 - i have a new favorite song.itsmitch
- I propose extremely late-term abortions for all these people.
- sublocked0
crabcore is starting to grow on me. help.
- elektro0
in my opinion, it's ok untill 2:46.. after that it just doesn't fit and they should loose the vocoder
- locustsloth0
i can already see their eventual downfall. Crabcore will get big, they'll get famous. Then they'll start slipping due to the influx of free drugs and all night crabcore groupies.
It'll start slow; a choreography misstep here and there ("i can't remember if the headbangs are short-short-long, or short-long-short"). Then one of them gets a concussion when they do that flip the guitar behind the head thing.
And then, the final blow, when the band members all look at the bassist and he's playing (GASP!!!) with his legs STRAIGHT!!!
- Countryman0
I am burning all my v neck shirts now.
- Gucci0
it sounds like it could be an alexisonfire song until they start dancing like a bunch of gays and tugging on their shirts.
the choreography is ace though
*shomits*
- utopian0
- how do people get this gnarly?lambsy
- Practice.MisterPants