losing it...
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- jimzyk0
you should go shag her now....
see how he likes them apples.
- harlequino0
Sorry to hear all this Pony. Hope it shapes up one way or another.
Might I offer this humble suggestion for an activity to cheer you up:
**The "Re-Enact PonyBoy's Door Bust-In Moment" QBN Photoshop Battle.** (trumpet sound)
Pony - Take a picture (or a couple) of yourself in your best "Snarl! GTFO, Cougar!" stance and post it, and we can all re-create the scene as creatively as possible?
Waddaya think?
- this won't play out well in court.grunttt
- "Your honor, this photo proves that while dressed as Connery in 'Zardoz," he did in fact assault the plaintiff."harlequino
- hahaversion3
- noRGB0
Unfortunately, you've allowed him to stay there for an extended period of time. Depending on what state you live in, he does in fact have rights, and you must give up to 30 days of notice before you can remove him.
It sounds completely fucked up, but it's true.
- family don't care about them shit rules, when physical altercations begin, the one not on the paperwork leavesversion3
- What are you saying?noRGB
- if they fight and it's pony house, his bro has to leave according to the copsversion3
- Yes, if there is physical violence, you're right.noRGB
- But technically, he lives there legally, and can have his brother (homeowner) arrested for breaking down his door.noRGB
- erikjonsson0
nice man. dont feel bad youll both get over it. hell just be this way until he gets too poor or until he meets someone who can actually change him to the better
- lambsy0
pics of this handsome lad and his cougar please
- OSFA0
now, call his boss, tell her to come over... turn off all the lights and fake your bro's voice while you lay in bed waiting for her. Tell her you want to try something new, in the dark and ask her to join you.
Make sure the video camera is set to night vision.... report back in 2.17 minutes....
- TheBlueOne0
Look on the bright side...what is a disastrous trail of wrecked jobs and meaningless sex for your brother is an opportunity at known and quantifiable sources of sloppy seconds for you and your friends.
- OSFA0
hmmm, it is a tough situation being that he is your brother and deep down, you will always love him. But it is because you love him that you care and worry about him and his actions. Be strong, and help him find his own place, that will help him grow up and become more responsible. HELP him, don't just kick him out.
Oh, and PLEASE, post pics of his boss...
- 7point340
evict him and change the fucking locks.
sorry, pony
- Peter0
Now when you say unload on me...
- flashbender0
do you have a sister?
- *sigh... no... just FOUR brothersPonyBoy
- * sighGeorgesII
- oh, that's too bad.flashbender
- Orbit0
Maybe you can fuck her too. That would give you a whole new philosophy on this situation.
- Leigh0
Sounds like your brother needs to get his own place and then he can do what he wants.
Kick him out.
- PonyBoy0
^^I've kicked him out maybe... 5 times in the last 5-6 years... and about 6 days ago I gave him the uber-boot...
... tonight when I reminded him he needs to find a place - he acted in some stupid fucking manner saying "i've been here so many rights and legally I have rights" or some shit like that...
... I attempted to laugh... but it came out as pure evil I think.
I wish my parents had a couple of sacks attached to their nether's and would fucking stand up and help this poor kid out - he's been a wreck since he was 15 and pretty much left to rot...
... I just can't deal with it anymore... I'm literally going to go Cain and Able on this shit if he doesn't man-up and leave as I've asked.
- ok, hit him with an iron bar thenkelpie
- lol@kelpieflashbender
- He has no rights unless you signed a lease, or anything on paper, kick him to he curb.NONEIS
- kelpie0
I'm with Leigh on this one, tough love time - your brother has to learn to take responsibility for his own life and you're not helping by always helping, you know? Kick him the fuck out.
Hope things pick up for you pony, fuck sake you've had it rough lately mate
- GeorgesII0
how about filming him and selling the dvds online,
simple, minimal cost and you'll make a buck really fast,
you can film it with your phone and sell it for a higher price tagging it "amateur honeymoon"
- TheBlueOne0
Before you go on - was this cougar hot or what?
- PonyBoy0
haha... she's gorgeous, tbo...
... but that's besides the point.
this cougar has a 16 yr. old... AND A 22 YEAR OLD...
... what's she doing banging my brother anyway?
- TheBlueOne0
"I come home to HEAR HIM banging the shit out of his 40+ year old boss... I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AND KICKED HIS DOOR IN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH..."
QBN Quote of the motherfucking year right there