your last fist fight
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- GeorgesII0
I fought like 100 times in my life and everytime it was so brutal I promise myself not to beat off anymore
- robotron3k0
never give your girlfriend or wife 6 months of kung fu lessons as a gift. that's all I got to say...
- sublocked0
...fuck fist fights, let's post gun fight stories.
- itsmitch0
I haven't been in a fight ... ever. Can't say I'd want to get in to one either. I've been learning Krav Maga, which isn't exactly a fair way to fight but it could save my life one day. I also carry concealed but that's only if my life or my families lives are in real danger. I'd most likely walk away if somebody tried to start something -- it's not really worth it unless you absolutely have to.
- there's a fair way to fight??? Avoid them like the plague, but if someone jumped me alls fair.Amicus
- Dancer0
I watched a pro boxing match on Sky sports last year. The winner was really bragging at the end and when they had there gloves off and all the promoters, etc. were in the ring the loser clocked him (the winner) cold out. He got arrested there and then for assault.
- Knuckleberry0
I have never been in a fight. I got in a few shouting matches though which usually ended when I spit in the peoples face and acted all crazy. They walked away. I had a guy apologize about 5 minutes later.
I have a bit of the crazies.
- moth0
Funny how everyone in this thread won the fight.
- Dancer0
I'm 5'7" – Safe to say that I do not get into fights.... try and avoid them. Except on the Rugby pitch or when I was at school.
I am a black belt in Karate as well, but enjoyed this for the discipline and fitness
- Carl_Weathers0
I was in plenty of scraps in school from age 10 - 15 but in my last fight I got a busted lip and a cut eye when a girl of about 13 boxed the heads off of me and 3 - 4 of my friends on the quay in Dublin. Crazy bitch.
- OSFA0
4 years ago I think, soccer game gone wrong...
- epikore0
Look at these kids fight, it's less serious when your a kid. More lethal as an adult
- Perfect example of an ego fight. Even adults do the exact same shit.TheBlueOne
- Always look like they're going to kiss before a fight -- like when they stand face to faceitsmitch
- ..by exact same shit I meant body language and posturingTheBlueOne
- It's challenge, test, pretend to disengage, launch attack...standard human behaviorTheBlueOne
- If you know the process you know to throat punch the guy when he goes nose to nose with youTheBlueOne
- Projectile0
Caught a mugger a few years ago in Cape Twon on new years eve. Jumped outta my mate's car and sprinted after him. he dropped the girls bag but i carried on after him, caught him and walloped him a few times.. but not enough to hurt him, just enough to freak him out a bit. that's the closest i've been to a proper fight.
- TheBlueOne0
Fist fights are dumb. One should never engage in fist fights because they are ultimately ego pissing contests and not worth the candle. Fist fights are about hierarchy and ego and not worth the legal trouble and attendant medical costs. If one is actually fighting to protect life, limb or liberty fighting should involve biting, tearing ears and noses off faces, hair-pulling to head control, testicle twisting, etc. Fists? Not so much.
- epikore0
Junior High, I was playing ball and threw a ball to some kid's face. He ran at me swinging. I dodged all of this throws, and then slapped him in the face. After that he ran away.
In high school, some kid who was taller and bigger than me was teasing me. I started walking up to me, I got ready and threw him to the ground.
4th grade, I called some kid out for cheating, and he beat me up. I didn't fight back which I regretted.
- Rand0
I slapped Christine Keeler with the back of my hand
- jpaw610
About a year and a half ago was my last fight. Hopefully my last fight in my adult life.
I worked in a bar all through school and still make a sweet second income bartending one night a week. So it's really slow in there for a friday night and we cut most of our doorstaff (bouncers). It picks up a bit and then out of nowhere a fight breaks out.
Our two doormen were having a hard time separating everyone because pretty much everyone was fighting, a waitress that yelled that they needed help so I went over there and just started bringing people outside.
I get the last guy outside, he say's "I'm cool." Working in bars, the word's I'm cool pretty much mean he's going to turn around and punch you in the face. I still let him go, which was a dumb move on my part.
He turns around, punches me. Is surprised that it doesn't really phase me. I'm not like an action hero or something, but it does really take a lot to knock me down. (Former wrestler, football player, and boxer. But on that subject, please don't judge me because I really don't think I am some sort of badass, just the sports I enjoyed. I really, really hate fighting and I hate people who pick fights. I just give you this example so you have a context as to why I can take punishment.)
Now my brain shuts off and I go after him. Six of his friends end up piling on. The guy who punched me ends up receiving the brunt of my anger. As well as a friend of his who probably weights 150lbs soaking wet. That guy only needed one punch and he was out cold.
Unfortunately, trying to fight the other 4 guys got me in trouble. My face was swollen for a week, and my mouth was cut up bad. I think at some point I was close to being unconsious. I had to be drug in by my manager and our barback.
People think fighting is cool. The customers all were telling me how badass they thought I was. I just think it's stupid and I hope that if the other people who were in the fight could do it again, they would probably just walk away. That's what I should have done when the guy punched me. Even if you "win" the fight, you are still changed, and not really for the better. (Really only applies to bar fights.) I am usually embarrassed for what I have done for the next week or so.