FML
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- WeLoveNoise
"Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML"
- iheartfun0
This morning I came out to my car and noticed my sunroof was open. There was a huge thunderstorm and it rained and hailed all night. My car was soaked everywhere on the inside. FML
- Accept that really did happen to me this morning...iheartfun
- probably deserved that one.rippedursite
- probably.... but shit!iheartfun
- epikore0
fuck my life
- WeLoveNoise0
"Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML"
- WeLoveNoise0
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
- Greedo0
fuck your meme