Harrassed
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- 5timuli
Ever have one if those days where the company of people gets right on your tits? Today is one of those days. At the in-laws and there are about 15 people here. Being followed by a 5yo girl who won't shut the fuck up and a 2yo who keeps handing me random object. I'm hungover as hell, tired and bored. I need something interesting to read on my phone so I can look busy.
- Rand0
I hear ya
- kaonashi0
should we post porn?
no...
- digdre0
faceplant them into the wall
- boobs0
Being hungover at the in-laws is actually the best way to handle the situation.
- 5timuli0
I just want to be at home killing prostitutes and torching zombies. Even the thought if stem on the grill isn't enough to hold in my disinterest.
- 5timuli0
Handing me loose fucking playing cards now. And the Disney Channel is on. LEAVE ME ALONE GODDAMNIT!!! I've already read four seperate articles about NK's nuclear test and I've a bastard forming behind the eyes.
- You're all going to have to suffer my inane drivel until these kids piss off.5timuli
- 5timuli0
Did you all know that Eric Gill fucked his two kids, his sister, and the family dog? Daft, eh?
- boobs0
How did you learn that?
- 5timuli0
The magic of Twitter (via @stewf).
- aidshobo0
Carl Panzram
- blaw0
Drink until the jokes are funny.
- 5timuli0
Oops, I mean http://www.typophile.com/node/58…
- epikore0
Was at a friends birthday part 10 years ago, and his girlfriends younger brother kept on bugging me. I ended up kicking him in the leg, and everyone was looking at me because he was crying.
- NONEIS0
Start drinking, that's what I do at family functions ;D
- PonyBoy0
introduce them to toddler boxing
- Peter0
Where and how did the 5- and 2 year old touch you?
- boobs0
Below the waist; affectionately and aggressively.
- boobs0
Below the waist; affectionately and aggressively.