ninja girlfriend
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so there i am sleeping and get a karate style punch to the rib cge in the middle of the night. you know like a short little jab that had even a nice sound to it. i wake up and ask what the fuck is wrong and she is totally asleep
i wake her up to see whats up and she was like i am sooo sorry. i was dreaming that you were bothering me... sticking your finger in my ear with mayo on it... yes " MAYONNAISE ". she is hawaiian and has some asian on her of course
but yeah she is not only a ninka... but also crazy. go figure
that would be all...
any of you had something like this happen?
- Ambushstudio0
can we see pics of her?
- GeorgesII0
piihb and pretend you were sleeping of piihb
- TheBlueOne0
Ninka?
- Dancer0
Is this the next Bourne Movie?
- dopepope0
The title of this thread reminded me of this http://www.2atoms.com/comedy/wor…
- twokids0
did you then have great sex?
- WeLoveNoise0
LOL my g/f punch me like that once so i let it go
.......... then 10 mins later i was still pissed off so i said "what the fuck" and she pissed herself laughing saying she didnt know she did it but i must have deserved it for something. [bitch]
- actuall piss?CALLES
- LOL theorectical piss - u know the stuff that doesnt soakWeLoveNoise
- ********0
I saw an update to that blount kid a while back. he turned out to be gay.
- ********0
- slappy0
I get the odd knee sometimes. When I ask her WTF she says "I tripped".
Same answer every time.
Reminds me of this.
- Haha, hilariouszzzz********
- LOLWeLoveNoise
- i lol'dPIITB
- That is so goodfodcj
- that dog is awesomebenfal99
- Haha, hilariouszzzz
- ********0
I'd bet she likes you a lot
and this is simply an attention stunt.antics like this will guarantee that you will be thinking about her more than you normally would, if she didn't pull such antics.
- OSFA0
next time, check the other side of the bed or under...that's where the real ninja might be hiding... ;)
- akoni0
retaliate with a Donkey Punch
- lol - my mate told me wat that was the other day LOLWeLoveNoise
- pixellette0
i was sleeping so well till my hubby decides to prop himself up by using his elbow on my bossum. i woke up gasping and crying out b/c of the pain.
eh i guess he's just getting me back from the few times i've accidentally hit him in the balls.
- ********0
well perhaps the question we should be asking ourselves is not what is wrong with ter, but why you annoy her so much that it doesn't even stop when she's asleep?! hmmmmmmm?