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- 7point340
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes!
Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that.
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Anything you want...Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
- Bluejam0
Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
Sexy Beast (2000)
- nicole_marie0
"somebody oughta write that bitch"
Donnie Darko
- TheBlueOne0
“You should not drink and bake!”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger in Raw Deal
- Carl_Weathers0
Jackie Treehorns goons are about
to make a terrible mistake on a rug,
but first the line of the century...
Upon picking up a bowling ball..."What the fuck is this?"
"You're obviously not a golfer"
The Dude, Big Lebowski
- ********0
BOSS: A lot of young men would give their eye teeth for a job like this.
JIMMY: Oh yeah, well find one then.
BOSS: I beg your pardon?
JIMMY: I said find one then. Cause d'you know what you can do with your job? You can take it, and your eye teeth, and your franking machine, and all that other rubbish I have to go about with, and you can shove it. RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!!
-Quadrophenia
- BattleAxe0
"You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch! "
-Kenny: Halfbaked
- PIITB0
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
Clemenza, The Godfather
- BattleAxe0
Richie: [after Gus hits a homerun] Wow and he did it without steroids.
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!-The Benchwarmers
- section_0140
I've been smokin weed since I was 2
-Friday
- shitehawke0
Shut the fuck up fat man. This ain't none of your goddamn business.
- Jules, Pulp Fiction
- that better be one charming motherfucking pig7point34
- Like, 10 times more charming than that Arnold off green acres...shitehawke
- Royale with cheeseukit
- What ain't no language I ever heard ofversion3
- dopepope0
"I haven't killed anybody... since 1984"
-Vincenzo Coccotti. True Romance.
- chossy0
'that's fuckin weid'
-The fat guy in analyze this when bobby deniro is talking about his black milk dream and his fat body guard overhears him.
- elahon0
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
-Wooderson, Dazed & Confused
- elahon0
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
-Slater, Dazed & Confused
- Mal0
They say there's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love.~
Louis Cyphre (Robert De Niro in Angel Heart)
- era4O40
"I would've liked to have seen Montana" (Hunt for Red October)
"The Dude Abides" (The Big Lebowski)
"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" (Batman)
"What is this, gum? Why do I want gum?" (Once upon a time in Mexico)
- boobs0
"Who are these guys?"
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
- _niko0
wolverines!
- _niko0
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
