Limericks
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- BusterBoy
My Niece is learning limericks at school. When I suggested to my brother she try this one for her teacher, he thought perhaps not.
There once was a man called Reg
Who porked a girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big carving knife
And cut off his meat and two vegCan't see why not. Anyone with anything more appropriate?
- boobs0
There are three things in life I cannot stand:
1) Accordions, and the sounds they emit
2) Bores
3) Limericks
- BusterBoy0
There once was a bloke named Boobs
He loved putting his organ into tubes
One day he got stuck
While pretending to fuck
And ended up ripping off his pubes...
- dropdown0
oops
- shitehawke0
i too, also hate Limerick, the city that is. We call it lovely, Stab City.
- shitehawke0
Not that I mean any offence to people from Limerick. Lovely people.
- zombee0
There once was a man called Dan,
Who invented a wanking machine,
On the 49th stroke,
The bloody thing broke,
and whipped his bollocks to cream.
- DesignedbyDave0
There was a young chap called 'We love noise',
Who went for some drinks with the boys,
He started to wobble,
Went down on the cobbles,
And the bouncer saw straight through his ploy.