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- zerocool
So I think I am getting fired at 3:30 Tomorrow :( Any Advice? The reason being my CD is a complete fuck head.
- dopepope0
go get drunk @ 3:31
- +1000zenmasterfoo
- Get drunk right now.Knuckleberry
- get crunked.jameskeane
- locustsloth0
What'd you do (or not do) that'll give him the grounds to fire you?
- Long story. I have complete bump heads with my CD. It is weird i have never had such a bad relationship with onezerocool
- sikma0
get samples of work you've done with the company....
- do this today.refunktion
- +1PIITB
- most definitely. They aren't going to let you get em latermove
- Try and back up all of your files tongiht. Dont stay late though. Fuck thatmove
- spendogg0
Bring him/her and 6 pack of their favorite beverage at noon and be funny.
- PIITB0
If its your CD's fault, then throw him under the bus.
- imavery0
Grab whatever you can for your portfolio, and if you live in the moral grey area, you could try to take some contacts. I'd suggest setting up some appointments with creative staffing agencies like Aquent if you don't have enough freelance work to sustain you until your next job.
- only been here 5 months so i got shit for my portzerocool
- TheBlueOne0
get drunk at 3:05
- thenuge0
announce that your wife/GF is pregnant first thing tomorrow morning
- ha!grunttt
- lolmonospaced
- +100benfal99
- <tried that one, I think I got saved from one round of layoffs for just signing on a housefooler2
- TheBlueOne0
...bring in video camera. take video of meeting. post to QBN.
- johnnyklebitz0
- No, you gotta wait at least a week or two to catch 'em by surprise. Higher body count that way.TheBlueOne
- This isn't funny.nilsnihil
- You might want to get more bullets. There's only 1 there.dirtydesign
- This isn't funny...benfal99
- Not funny. Even by my low standards.boobs
- a far far stretch from anything funny. esp. in these times...janne76
- I laughed, but I didn't want to. Not funny.jonvictorino
- imavery0
Also, know your rights as an employee. If you've done nothing to warrant firing, you could sue for wrongful termination.
- TheBlueOne0
Work late today. Grab all the office supplies after everyone has left.
- grunttt0
call in sick... leave voicemail.
- zenmasterfoo0
two words...
desk.
poop.- I woulda went with poop. desk.TheBlueOne
- you dare challenge me? ME?zenmasterfoo
- monospaced0
- Mess with the best, die like the rest!monospaced
- flare-gun? scaryimavery
- Are you too young to remember Hackers?monospaced
- no, I remember when it came to the theaters, and I used to own it on vhs. I watched it recently, and it was so bad I've forgotten everything but the titties.imavery
- are you not getting the significance of this image reference or something?monospaced
- is she holding a 28.8 kbps modem? it has a hell of a refresh rate...identity
- zerocool started the threadmonospaced
- I got it, propsFizik
- digdre0
get drunk at 3:29
- monospaced0
Steal their fonts.
- zenmasterfoo0
get drunk at 9am
- grunttt0
be prepared.
write "fuck you" across your ass.