mad? coke? both?
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- richardkark
Last night I was having a couple pints with some friends of mine at a local pub. We were shooting some pool and this neatly dressed guy comes in and sits near us. I was curious about him, so I sat next to him and started talking.
I asked him some questions. He is a lawyer. He has a website. He hand-codes his HTML and is very proud of it. I show him my sketchbook and he likes my drawings. He mentions he used to draw when he was 17.
I like to draw people's portraits so I ask him if I can draw him.
"No. NO. not-right-now."
He gets kind of agitated, looking around, he gets up and moves so he's sitting across from me. I ask him why he doesn't want me to draw him and he says it's "fag shit." I try to convince him I'm married and that I just like drawing people in general, but he keeps repeating that it's fag shit. He's getting worked up, so I'm just like OK OK Look, I'm drawing that Galaga kiosk(video game)! Not you. SEE, GALAGA...
So then he mentions that his dad was a wrestler and that he was taught how to wrestle and that he can take any motherfucker in this place. I try to say something, but he talks over me. I can't get a word in. It's escalating without provocation.
Then he rips my sketchbook out of my hands and holds it up in the air like elementary school and says "Ha! I got your book! How much money to get it back?? Huh??!"
Before I can say anything, he gives it back to me and starts talking like a white dude trying to sound like a rapper or something.
"Nah nah, I'm jus fuckin' wit you. Just fuckin' wit you. ha, fuckin'"
So I'm just thinking of how I'm about to get up and leave and he mentions wrestling again and how he watched professional wrestling because he enjoyed looking at the wrestler's asses.
And he finishes the madness off with:
"So what church camp did you go to?"I was a little caught off guard. He muttered some stuff about the United Church of Christ and got up and left to smoke a cigarette. Then I left.
It really freaked me out. What the hell was wrong with him? It's scary how a conversation with the wrong person could get you into a f-d up situation pretty quickly.
- morilla0
You are both creepy.
- brains0
Stop telling everyone about our meetup please.
- Jnr_Madison0
This is called foreplay.
- morilla0
Did you ask him to see you etchings?
- Jamal_Jenkins0
was he hot?
- richardkark0
The reason I had my sketchbook out was so I could write down his website, but he insisted on writing it himself with his own pen. I'm hesitant to post it, because he probably checks statistics on his site.
- rson0
Post it pus!
- BANKattack0
you asked to draw him in a pub.
- CALLES0
you are in miami?!? what bar? was it me?
- Jnr_Madison0
"church camp" says it all.
- harlequino0
Well if you guys get together, it's already pretty clear who's top and who's bottom. So you have that going for you.
- morilla0
" I was curious about him, so I sat next to him and started talking."...
"I like to draw people's portraits so I ask him if I can draw him."You initiated the creepiness with that. If you would of sat next to me and started blabbing and asked to draw my picture I would of got up and left.
How do people do that? I understand there are "social" people out there, but that just strikes me as creepy.
- I understand how that can sound creepy, we had all our stuff sitting at the table he sat at.richardkark
- it wasn't like I went out of my way to talk to him.richardkark
- yes you did.zenmasterfoo
- Meeklo0
Calles, why don't you tell us your point of view?
we need both sides of the story before we can make assumptions
- styleplus0
pics or it didn't happen.
- CALLES0
actually sounds more like Meth. fiv different conversation in one paragraph. a sentence per conversation and you have to wait for the other paragraph to continue in the conversations
- Meeklo0
" I was curious about him, so I sat next to him and started talking."...
"I like to draw people's portraits wearing tight leotards so I ask him if I can draw him in one."
- Meeklo0
- lolCALLES
- hahaharichardkark
- lol @ the tuckharlequino
- is like silence of the lambs all over again.. but he was clear. "I like to sketch people sporting a tuck"Meeklo
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!grunttt
- boobs0
Church talk always scares me, that's for sure.