ironic hipster doucheturds
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- TheBlueOne
Please keep your fucking skinny jean beardo shitty haircutted ironic hipster jackhole stinking hands off of my metal. You're not funny, you're not ironic, you look like fucking morons and you deserve a steel toed boot down your throat. I shall drape my Carcass "Reek of Putrefaction" era tour shirt over your lifeless corpse, because that would be fucking cool and not ironic.
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- pascii0
he?
- blimey0
kids
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Is ain't easy being Metal anymore
- jysta0
Ah hahahaha
imagine if she was your girl friend !!!!! :- o ...
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- Like watching a nature program.harlequino
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- epic_rim0
I wish Beavis and Butthead still came on tv
- harlequino0
- hipster chicks are hot!Frosty_spl
- why is hipster satire always
so fucking stupid?******** - You don't have much to work with...TheBlueOne
- You're basically just sketching thrift store customers int he end.harlequino
- hipster chick are hot, sweaty and filthy pigs********
- They are hot until they open their mouths and stupid sarcasm comes pouring out like vomit.mangosnot
- eating_tv0
Somebody release the Jesus H. This stuff sucks! We need fight this fire with fire!
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that is awful. One good thing, the trend will now slowly fade and die. It is being marketed by Target and mainstream America.
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and , I just found this out. A buddy of mine did their album. I need to hit him up and ask WTF.
- monospaced0
Save it Friday.
http://www.qbn.com/filter/all/pu…- I can't. My rage is epic, forbiddingly intense and overwhelming.TheBlueOne
- Save it FOR Friday.
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Double fail this morning for me.monospaced
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that fucking t-shirt model again! OK I think I have them figured out.
- Rob Halford was more gay, more metal and more cool than you will ever hope of being fagboy.TheBlueOne
- I honestly can't believe this shit. Once again, the marketing execs get a high five.********
- F-in snakes********
- Fuck Gay Gaahl would gnaw on your bones along with a nice cabernet.TheBlueOne
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These guys are from Shreveport, LA. Watching some of their behind the scenes shit, they seem to be somewhat metal at heart. But... I bet they were slowly pulled into the suck slowly by the Hipster quicksand. They weren't in the "in" crowd in their podunk town and slowly started becoming idiotically ironic.
Hot, Vice worshiping, sheeple chik - " Oh, those neon blue coaches shorts are sooooooo hot on that guy"
Guitar player - " Really? Hmmmm"
GP shows up to rehearsal in blue shorts and it all goes downhill form there.
- They were like the stage hands for the glee club in high school. That's their social strata.TheBlueOne
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Put these guys in a room with Slayer. It will all go away after that.
- Slayer? Fuck it put 'em in a room with Trivium. That's all you'd need.TheBlueOne
- <-- metal injoke there.TheBlueOne
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- 5 minutes alone with Phil.********
- BrandNewly0
"Metal's king back then
And still is to this day
Others imitate or challenge
But it never goes away"Megadeth
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