Jade Goody's funeral
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- TOMMYxGUNN
To be broadcast live?! What the fuck is going on??!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/…
- Horp0
"The 27-year-old former dentistry nurse lost her battle with cancer at her home in Essex early on Sunday morning, surrounded by Tweed and her mother Jackiey Budden."
'Surrounded' doesn't seem to be quite the right word somehow.
- sad, but going out in public seems to be the latest rage.robotron3k
- mistermik0
jesus wept. enough.
my auntie died of cancer last week - going to give channel 4 a ring and see whats what,.- Sorry dudeTOMMYxGUNN
- cheers.mistermik
- Yeah sorry to hear Mik.Horp
- cheers H.mistermik
- flashbender0
hahahaha. ZOMG! what a shock
- moth0
This is going to be a media spectacular. I can hardly wait to see the frenzied anonymous masses weeping in the streets, demanding another bank holiday, laying flowers, all expertly puppeteered by the Sun.
- Its like you know me intimately.Horp
- HahahahahaTOMMYxGUNN
- Horp0
I think we may need to ask QBN to create a single "Jade Goody" thread to stop the board drowning in mass outpourings of sorrow.
- TOMMYxGUNN0
The hypocrisy is astounding. I couldn't stand her ever since she's been around, and nor did many others. Now she's dead everyone is clambering on top of each other to shower her with praise. I have sympathy with her family and the suffering she's been through, but fuck it, I couldn't stand her.
The only good thing she has done with her life is to raise the awareness of cervical cancer, and even that was a byproduct of her greed. She wasn't exactly hard up before she got diagnosed, and I don't think her kids were going to live a life of poverty without her selling every last undignified detail.
- I'm just thankful that through her, I now know what a cervix is.Horp
- what is cervix?TOMMYxGUNN
- mistermik0
- HHHHHHAAAAAAAAATOMMYxGUNN
- <she said racist stuffmistermik
- Fuck me I want one of those Mate. Thats a thing of artistic beauty.Horp
- spent some time on it mate.mistermik
- hahah WTFroundabout
- TOMMYxGUNN0
- Such dignityTOMMYxGUNN
- what a vulgar thingcreez
- thats not a good pic but she was young & drunk and havin a laugh, sure we have all done something we regret when drunk.jay_jay
- course we have jay - weve all been there and done that on REALITY TVWeLoveNoise
- what a pigNot_Ghey
- kelpie0
this is better satire on reality TV than any satirits could ever write.
I'm absolutely astounded if they actually get as far as doing this for real. Fuuuuuuuuuuck me.
- uncle_helv0
- He'd be on a whole new level if his eyebrows and hair matched.Horp
- I don't know why I posted that picture, 'cause all I want to do know is punch my monitor!!!uncle_helv
- Either an old Pierce Brosnan, or a young Kenny Rogers, depending on which colour he went with.Horp
- What a scumbagTOMMYxGUNN
- BWahahahahahahaha both brilliant comparisons!!!uncle_helv
- leechbabaganush
- Wolfboy0
She was an odious ignorant bigot but in the end none of that mattered because she got cancer while in the public eye.
For a potted history of the hypocrisy read this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magaz…
- TOMMYxGUNN0
Anyone else think the news of her death was delayed until Mother's Day? It's a skeptical view, but the way the whole thing has been marketed I wouldn't be surprised.
- I wouldn't be at all surprised.Horp
- its been mentioned but hardly i believe. the details will be available on death license. even eyebrows couldnt spin that.mistermik
- +1roundabout
- uncle_helv0
I felt so sorry for her towards the end of her life, every time you saw a news paper or a website, there was an undignified picture of this ill, tired dying woman, and at the end of every interview was Max f*ckin' Clifford, saying how upbeat and brave she was, and how she should be left alone, knowing full well that he had a hand in arranging the press to be where she was!!!
I can't wait for the day she replaces Elizabeth Fry on the back of a fiver!!!!
- MrOneHundred0
* bookmarks thread under “ignorance is bliss” category.
- moth0
"The tautological character of the spectacle stems from the fact that its means and ends are identical. It is the sun that never sets over the empire of modern passivity. It covers the entire surface of the globe, endlessly basking in its own glory."
- Khurram0
Max Clifford is in talks with UK Living for a special appearance by Jade Goody on "Most Haunted".
Werd to the motha fucka.
- juhls0
who?