Life after death
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- ukit
Do you believe in it?
- Horp0
Believe in it? I'm living it.
- ********0
no one knows
- except horp********
- But you know that I know, and that means you almost know by proxy.Horp
- except horp
- kelpie0
who's death? and are you talking about personal mortality or a wider concept of place within the continuum?
- ********0
nobody has ever proved to me what order it happens in anyway.
- Horp0
We are drops of semen from the penis of the dragon, and like the dragon we dance - for the dragon is a dancer - and as we dance we make our way along the belly of the dragon and between his splayed front paws, and we dance ourselves onto the tip of his tongue, whereupon we are consumed once more.
Ejaculation and consumption. Existence and non-existence. Interweaving cycles, and all the while the dragon dances.
- ********0
tisn't it... you can just tell it started out as the dance walk to the bar and then he got carried away.
- ********0
*embarrasing isn't it... you can just tell it started out as the dance walk to the bar and then he got carried away.
- weird copy and paste error as I checked my spelling of embarrasing on google.********
- weird copy and paste error as I checked my spelling of embarrasing on google.
- kelpie0
anyone seriously doing the dance walk to the bar is a kind of dead anyway
- ukit0
*waits for clever Notorious B.I.G. image post*
- ********0
does not exist
- freeskihp0
Uhh, it's the ten crack commandments
What, uhh, uhh
Nigga can't tell me nothin bout this coke, uh-huh
Can't tell me nothin bout this crack, this weed
To my hustlin niggaz
Niggaz on the corner I ain't forget you niggaz
My triple beam niggaz, word up[Chuck D] "One two three four five six seven eight nine"
"TEN"I been in this game for years, it made me a animal
There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
A step by step booklet for you to get
your game on track, not your weight pushed back
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
how much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin they ain't tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
she sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up, uhhCrack king, Frank Blizzard
Uhh[Chuck D] "One two three four five six seven eight nine"
"Ten"
- kelpie0
^skipped
- marychain0
I do not...no
- Scotch_Roman0
Yes, I believe in it.
- chossy0
At one of my Grandmothers funerals my brother told the priest that he (my brother) would live forever, the priest said 'thats a lovely notion', my brother became stern and said 'I have been working towards this, and it WILL happen', my brother is the funniest man on this planet.
- 5timuli0
My uncle walked two miles to get a hammer to smash a statue of Jeebus in a chapel when he was wasted. Will he go to heaven?
- doesnotexist0
from a physics standpoint, there would have to be some sort of existence. the rule of conservation of energy proves this. I imagine it's something like that movie, "What Dreams May Come", with Robin Williams.
- rule of conservation of energy is correct, but it does not preserve the form of energy, so does not prove an afterlifemonospaced
- sure it does, proves it is transformed into something else, the energy is still there.doesnotexist
- if that doesn't prove an afterlife nothing else would.doesnotexist
- sure, but you're still dead. you do not exist except that your dead cells were recycled.monospaced
- Horp0
I once had a dream that someone had tricked me into leaving my mortal body so that they could occupy it. I went through the whole 'going to heaven' process but it was a totally non-christian kind of concoction because it was part of a massive cycle of reincarnation. Arriving in heaven was like being a coloured liquid seeping through gauze. That was the cleansing and purifying stage and it also erased all earthly memory of the life just lived. So the first thing anybody knew was this vast pur white landscape of gentle rolling hills, and although one never saw anybody actually 'soak through' the gauzey ground, whenever I turned my head there would be someone just getting to their feet.
There were millions of people as far as the eye could see, all bewildered, and all rising from the ground and taking their first steps up a long valley. Some people were greeters and would help people up and tell them to follow everyone else up the valley.
For some odd reason I had totally retained all memory and I was panicking, so I just pretended to be a greeter and started helping people up too like the others to stall for time.
Eventually though I made my way up the valley and it was like school. We all had classes where we talked about how we felt about ourselves and it was explained that our ideas were formed by residual notions from our previous lives. I kept it quiet that I had retained all memory.
Once the 'schooling' was completed we each had to pick up a stone that we felt was of a size representative to various vices and virtues. So if we thought ourselves very selfish, we'd pick up a large stone, if we thought we were not so selfish, we'd pick up a smaller stone. We had to go through a long list of vices and the sizes of stones we decided to pick up for each represented our burden. It all balanced out in an odd way because if you misjudged and picked up a large stone that was bigger than you deserved, it would be a light stone despite its size. Similarly if we underestimated and picked up a stone too small, it would weight a bloody tonne.
After vices we did virtues and picked up different sized feathers. It worked in the same way. Then, we stood in a special area with our stones and feathers and we reabsrobed down through the gauze into our next incarnation, shaped by the sizes and weights of our vices and virtues.
I got back to earth and immediately set out to get my old body back. I woke up before I succeeded though.
- i didn't have the patience to read all of this. Just tell me, does it mention coffee at all?locustsloth
- incredible dreaming there. I'd enjoy seeing this adapted into a play._salisae_
- monospaced0
Life after death. Isn't that a kind of contradictory statement? Of course there is no concrete evidence to the existence of an afterlife which is conflicting to the human mind that instinctually does not want to stop living. Some find it reassuring to think that there is a special place we all go after we die, and good for them if it makes their life better. I was happy when I thought Santa Claus existed since it made the Christmas holiday more exciting, but he's just as fictional as an afterlife and as an adult I've come to terms with this.
- Corvo20
I'm not sure I deserve another.