Smooth or Crunchy?
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- boobs
Discuss in detail
- mikotondria30
The smoothness is just the matrix to hold, preserve and present the texture that nature intended - the soft, supple inviting crunchy explosion of the sun-rich nut flavor, captured through endless peaceful blazing weeks, in quiet fields far away, in sandy soils and sweet morning dew, the honey-toned flesh reveals it's glory in each exquisite salty crumble.
Smooth is just like shitty nut paste for americans with no teeth who put fucking jam on it. Pteuh !- why would you drag anti-americanism into itscarabin_net
- you were on such a roll therescarabin_net
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- nikdaum0
Are you talking about dicks?
- VectorMasked0
KFC?
- mikotondria30
*heh -
"boobs Discuss in detail"Sorry.
- boobs0
So, the motion has been put forward that smooth is only for the elderly, or others with dental problems, and crunchy is where it's at. Do we have a second?
- sikma0
Most smooth peanut butter has loads of sugar in it.
For me it has to be 100% peanuts and nothing else. Texture doesn't matter.
- version30
crunchy beats, smooth melodies
- ********0
Crunchy, on top of marmite on toast.
- boobs0
We have a second for our motion that smooth is just for the elderly. Secretary, would you please call the yeahs and nays?
- monospaced0
I prefer chunky
- Is that chunky women?Brainiac
- chunky peanutbutter, you fuckin' jerk. tell your mom to hit the treadmill too, because I'm sick of fucking her chunky assmonospaced
- boobs0
Sometimes smooth is what I want. Like if I want to wipe a little on a woman, and like it off. That's when I want smooth.
In a sandwich, with bacon? Chunky.
So there you have it: my "smooth or chunky" manifesto
- vaxorcist0
Crunchy Bacon!.... for anyone who's ever learned Ruby this way...
http://poignantguide.net/ruby/ch…