who is steve ballmer?
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- formula
no, medium please...
BTW, did I miss something. Who it is? Why should I care? What time did it start? Roxy Music or Bryan Ferry solo?
- uberdesigner0
he's a fat guy who throws chairs at chinamen
- steveballmer0
Steve Ballmer
Redmond, Washington state, United States
CEO and general Manager at the worlds most powerful and pervasive company, a mover and shaker with world changing influence and charisma. Don't freaking cross me! Microsoft wants to "get the appropriate economic return for our shareholders from our innovation," A few of my more memorable quotes: "I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up Microsoft." "There's no substitute for innovation, of course, but innovation is no substitute for being in touch, either." "What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?" "I like to tell people that all of our products and business will go through three phases. There's vision, patience, and execution." "Google is an illusion" "I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me." "We don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference." "That whole monkey-boy dance thing never happened, that wasn't me, I was in Hardeeville that day" "I never threw a chair, uh, all of the chairs in my office are bolted down, so there!""Linux is a cancer..."
- doesnotexist0
ha linux is a cancer
- steveballmer0
What I have said, I have said kid!
- formula0
oh, hahah, i get it...
wait, wtf?