Jennifer Aniston radioactive?
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- fate_0
I think some of us are confused by what copious amounts of makeup and airbrushing can create from very sad materials.
example given:
- So, who do you think is pretty, Mr. SuperHighPutDownPret...boobs
- looks like barbara streisandattentionspan
- Take a photo of anyone and they will look like a fucking farmer, she's hot end of.chossy
- sorry still prettysputnik2
- yeah man, she is hot what are you talking aboutMeeklo
- Mein gott, she looks so human!
UGH!Nairn
- juhls0
^ Then most celebrities are very ugly.
- ********0
maybe its because shes ugly and looks like a horse
- fate_0
^Nope.
Some have good bone structure and genetics. And some have good retouchers.
- ^^ reponse to Juhles....not fiesta.fate_
- what about cosmetic surgeryattentionspan
- I'm going to hound you until you tell me who you think is pretty, Mr. AvoidTheImportantQue...boobs
- Scarlett Johanson. Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron. Natalie Portman. Keira Knightley .fate_
- Many have good retouchers.juhls
- I agree with those, except for Scarlett Johanson. And maybe Keira, but mainly b/c she's too skinny.juhls
- Helena Bonham Carter, Rachel Evans, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayekfate_
- kuttyranks0
Least she always had stiff nips in Friends, pretty much her only redeeming factor
Always preferred Monica
- kelpie0
post a picture of yourself then _fate, lets see whether you're in any bracket to be sniffy about this one
- They are actors "supposed" to be perfect, what else do they spend their money onattentionspan
- _fate's not bad looking. Whatever. Different strokes for different folks.juhls
- Tell that to kathy bates, not bonnie but very very good actoresssssschossy
- 23kon0
i heard she's now dating the shoe-shagging turtle
- kelpie0
I thought they were supposed to act, attentionspan? or at the least embody something which an audience can empathise with?
- well not the ones less fortunate with talent i thoughtattentionspan
- chossy0
She is fucking tidy, no-one, absolutely no-one would stand a fucking chance with her outside of your fantasies, you'd all drop your guts if she was stood infront of you me included.
SHE'S HOT
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- kelpie0
its a sure fire sign of serious fucking disconnect from reality whenever you folks start slagging these people off, if you can't see what you're saying, fucking hell, there is no hope...
- fate_0
You brits have weird taste in women.
I guess it's the horse resemblance that appeals to you. Are sheep in the equine family? Perhaps that's the real connection...
- fate_0
Fucking hell indeed.
Pretty girls are a dime a dozen. Leave the house sometime, you might notice.
- CodenameAM0
Man, you guys are harsh!
OK, she may not be 'every' man's dream, but I'm pretty sure she's alot of them, and I know that I would chew off my right arm a get a chance, which I'm sure you guys would too if she came up to you face to face!
What we are missing is the female view, everybody knows that females want babies by a certain time and I have to agree she does seem a little eager to get that ball rolling, but then again who can blame her. Sadly she went out with Brad Pitt and then lost him, and that's probably enough to put up with when you have to see their pictures in every god damm magazine 24/7.
Two words: On Fire!
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- chossy0
Bullshit fate_ we just love women, of all shapes and sizes yo!. All women are sexy baby yeah we all need loving :E
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- CodenameAM0
- Fucking airbrushed almost out of existence.fate_
- omg they almost airbrushed out her nose!nicole_marie
- chossy0
STOP POSTING UP IN THIS THREAD YOU BUNCH OF BOGANS SHE IS HOTTER THAN THE CENTER OF THE SUN :E Grrrrrrrrrrr
- fate_0
CodenameAM, reminds me of that bit on Arrested Development about Lucille wanting to be airbrushed on her license to look younger....
- CodenameAM0
- Fucking airbrushed almost out of existence.fate_
- and??CodenameAM
- AND YOU CAN'T AIRBRUSH REALITY!fate_
- she is hot manMeeklo
