calling 911
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- Mal
good reason right here 3 phone calls it took. Where is the fucking justice?
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/…
- ********0
My one friend once called 911 when she got a flat tire (she lives in Philly).
Sure enough ... a cop came and changed her tire.
To be a good looking broad must be amazing.
- BattleAxe0
from an email
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
- hahahaha brilliantMal
- WOW!monospaced
- http://www.snopes.co…BattleAxe
- Shooting thieves wouldn't rate all that attention around here.boobs
- Jnr_Madison0
I nearly called the police after my haircut today.
- Pics, or...Ruffian
- you get a little milk in your hair from the bowl?********
- ********0
"In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case."
Mcdonald fucktards
- ********0
"McNugget meltdown" lol
- ********0
oh yea... and death to America
- nicole_marie0
I was in a coffee shop when this homeless came in and stole the change jar, after he screamed for a while and threatened a few people. The manager called the police, they asked "Did you see a gun?" she responded with,"I wasn't looking." The operator said we cannot dispatch a officer unless a gun was seen.
Okay now guess what city!
- NYJnr_Madison
- noooopenicole_marie
- Meridian********
- Chicago...********
- Philly.Jnr_Madison
- close but no.nicole_marie
- I think Philly they would ask if the gun was fired.ornj
- I safely assume you'd get a busy signal, or they wouldn't even pick up in Philly.********
- NY?7point34
- haha 9 notes in the span of a fe seconds7point34
- *few7point34
- oh come on people.... detroit.nicole_marie
- Detroit is a g-ddamn trainwreck of a city, hahah.********
- harlequino0
I love that she called not once, not twice, but three fucking times, hahaha.
- Yea the sheer insanity of this is only exacerbated by that fact, haha.********
- Yea the sheer insanity of this is only exacerbated by that fact, haha.
- Ironmonkey0
I used 911 like 3 times.
-I was shot at in a shady part of town, result = I was told to wait where I was shot at. (!!!????) After and hour of waiting I went home. They got to my house 2 hours later asking what happen. sigh
-I caught a drunk dude smashing my patio up. Called and was told to go back inside. Drunk guy tried to bust his way into my house (he thought it was his) I hit him with a stick and he ran for it. The cops came and brang out a helicopter and everything.......I went outside and spotted him hiding on a patio, next door.
-Got jumped by 3 dudes, fought them off and ran for it. Called the police......no answer for a half an hour. Had to flag down a cop in a Jack and a Box drive thru. I was over it by the time I started to explain my story.
- Jesus, you live something of an action-filled life.harlequino
- i called 911 once cause i saw a dog about to get hit on the side of the road. thats close right?nicole_marie
- I kinda got stupid luck. Sometimes awesome, some time incredibly bad.Ironmonkey
- Sounds like a shitty drunk filled neighborhood. Do you live near chossy?boobs
- sigg0
I called 911 when I was a kid saying that I had lost my tedy bear and I was so scarred. Then laughed and hung up.
A few seconds later the 911 operator called back asking me if I were the little boy who had just called and I said "no englaish" and hung up.
- somebody dying probably got a busy signal cause of you.nicole_marie
- and your stupid bear.nicole_marie
- lol********
- HAHA! This was years ago before the world was in so much shit coming from a town of 2500.sigg
- lowimpakt0
listen to some calls here
- IRNlun60
Western BBQ Burger
http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops…
- ETM0
I love this paragraph thrown in the article:
"McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald’s national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and often are dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce. Goodman’s 10-piece selection has 460 calories and 29 grams of fat."
- lumedia0
These are the nuggets in question.
