OK. Let's say you died...
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- boobs
and the newspapers use this picture of you to run with your obit:
Making you look like some twee, precious, giggly old ponce, with a lisp and scoliosis. Do you come down from heaven and castrate them with a bolt of lightening? Or do you just giggle a bit, and go back to your heavenly crossword puzzle?
- ********0
you're not alive - you do nothing.
- andrewwwahlin0
You give Flying Spaghetti Monster a high-five
- Amicus0
Smite them with a targeted tsunami made of sewer water.
- ********0
I wish I was that happy. Looks like a graet guy.
- he looks like a pedo in that photo. he wasn't. as far as i know.airey
- _salisae_0
at least people don't set up photo shoots with the dead person and their family like they did in the late 1800s. i actually found and purchased one of these. it's incredibly spooky.
- Peter0
Lightning.
Up their butts.
- airey0
a blistering case of hemorrhoids should do the trick.
- ********0
is be like "sweet"
- ********0
Mr Burns?
- mg330
are those metal teeth? Yikes.
- ********0
is that the pope?
- airey0
for _salisae_
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dea…
http://library.princeton.edu/lib…
and a particularly grim page of images:
- 23kon0
Death masks were soooo like two centuries ago!!!!
