good > shit
- Started
- Last post
- 26 Responses
- ukit
What techniques can I use to make a professional stock photo look shitty and amateur?
- dbloc0
print it out and step on it
- brandelec0
fake smiles
- brandelec0
20 thumbs up
- dbloc0
blur the subject with a clear background
- andrewwwahlin0
draw a dick on it?
- doesnotexist0
put a water mark on it, push the brightness up too far.
- Jnr_Madison0
add noise, blur parts of it, skew it slightly, mess up levels.
- brandelec0
everyone down a long narrow table looking at the camera
- Horp0
Use colour adjusts to yellow it.
- dbloc0
cut off some heads
- brandelec0
3 button suits
- Jnr_Madison0
oh, and of course, lens flare.
- like cow bell, you can never have too much.andrewwwahlin
- brandelec0
projectors + pie charts
- ********0
buy it from istock.
- ********0
find a better stock image?
- horton0
confused over here.
i thought shitty and amateur was the new pro.
- Jnr_Madison0
print it out on dodgy paper and scan it back in at a low res.
- once you print it out, smear with baby batter.Jnr_Madison
- winnie_the_shit0
Non constrained scaling.
Over saturating of colors and blacks, no depth of color and shade.
extensive sharpening
bad framing
- ********0
