Poor kid
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- Juan_Dumplo0
LOL - that are the consecuences of magic mushrooms
- I know you're just someones alias username, but whoever you are, you're a cunt.brains
- sorry, I thought it just something else... not an illnessJuan_Dumplo
- MikeJJJJThe_Lone_Ranger
- janne76Juan_Dumplo
- uberdesigner0
I've known three people with tourette's. rough lives.
- The_Lone_Ranger0
Tonto agrees
- Meeklo0
I have to admit I laughed at first, but after you put yourself on his shoes, I think you realize that it must be horrible. You can tell how he covers his mouth, locks his arm on the car seatbelt, and looks over his shoulder.. you are trying to go by without bringing attention to yourself and that is just not happening.
I had a friend before with tourettes, but back then I didn't know what it was called, I just knew he had this very unique condition. I don't remember him cursing but he would really have a hard time explaining something, because he had these almost like very short spasms when talking, and the more excited he would get the more frequent they became.
- ornj0
In the first video it seems like middle aged people didnt seem to care but the old folks would stop and stare at them...
- uberdesigner0
one of the kids I knew had damaged his eyes because he kept trying to gouge them out. it's not just swearing.
- kalkal0
Lets just say in a hypothetical world where a person with torte's has never heard any profanity... what do they say?
- uberdesigner0
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!
- BuddhaHat0
People with tourette's that swear make up about 5% of those diagnosed with the disease. The majority of sufferers experience a wide variety of responses from eye-rolling to violent twitching, hand-clapping etc.
It's a bloody horrible disease, a friend of mine from high school killed himself when he was 19... I was the last friend to see him alive... it truly sucked.
The only really positive story I've seen for a Tourette's sufferer would be Pete from UK Big Brother a few years ago, he is a fucking champion.
- 23kon0
I have friends who know the guy from that old documentary
- drgss0
We have one at the gym, he nods his head uncontrollably, like when saying hello
- BuddhaHat0
I do have a good joke about someone with Tourette's. Excuse me if it seems insensitive:
An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon.
Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window- 'Pianist wanted for evening performances'.
'Fucking get in there you cunt!' he says to himself and goes to the bar.
'Get the fucking manager of this pigs shit middle class wankhole please you cunt', he says to a somewhat startled barman. The barman however obliges and his manager comes upstairs. 'Can I help you sir?' he says.
'Yes you can you fat piece of shit, I saw your poxy advert in the cunting window and I'm here to audition.....wanker.' The manager is naturally put off by the man's abrasive manner but his dire need for a top class pianist forces him to agree to an audition. The first tune he Pianist plays is an uplifting jazzy number, not too involving, yet utterly melodic. At the end the thrilled barman cries, 'Wonderful, wonderful. What was that called?'
'That song was called "Excuse me prime minister but I just jizzed in your daughter's eye, and now the cunts blind...'
'Oh' says the manager 'err, can you play me another. Something a little less "lively".
'Wanker..' interjects the pianist before launching into a powerful ballad which leaves the manager in tears. The manager through his salty teardrops asks him the title.
'That little number was called "Sometimes when you do a bird up the shit box you get crap on your bell end.
'I see' says the manager, 'Have you got any songs with less offensive titles?'
'Well there's my jazz number "Do you want me to split your ringpiece", or there's the epic "I don't care if you're older my dear, you've still got nice jugs".
'Look' says the manager interrupting, I think you're a superb pianist but the titles of your songs are a little "racy". I will hire you on the condition that you do not introduce your songs or speak to the audience.'
'Fuck it' says the pianist 'Why not'.
On his first night everything is going superbly the crowd are lapping up his repertoire and his silence is being received as modesty.
The only thing putting off the pianist is that in the front row there is a gorgeous blonde in a black evening dress with a split up the side revealing the tops of her stockings, and a plunging neckline which boasts a proud and inviting cleavage.
During the interval the pianist has got such a stonking hard on that he decides to go to the bog and knock one out. Just as he has shot his muck he hears himself being re-introduced over the tannoy, so he rushes back to the stage and finishes his act.
After the show he is at the bar relaxing when the blonde approaches him. 'Hi' she says.
'Hello' he winces, struggling to hold in the expletives. She leans over and whispers in his ear, 'Do you know your cock is hanging out of your trousers, and spunk is dribbling onto your shoes?'
'Know it?' says the pianist putting his beer on the bar confidently, I fucking wrote it!!!'
- roundabout0
May be not a good idea to go out for drinks on a Friday Night then?