fck my life
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- benfal990
some funny stuff
- thizzbobby0
Awesome.
- andrewwwahlin0
mint
- thizzbobby0
Here's mine:
"Today I woke up to find my puppy had left diarrhea all over himself and his cage. I started to dredge the shit off the cage, and then gave him a bath. I wiped the cage dry and some shit from my hands with a towel after drying him with it. Oops, that was my last clean towel. FML."
- WeLoveNoise0
this site is addictive
- kalkal0
Other people's misforture is great for brightening your day
- Stugoo0
its got rss... brilliant!
- bolus0
"Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML"
haha
- kalkal0
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain.
This site is 100% WIN
- monospaced0
Today, a ball rolled up to me so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behin"d me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML"
hahaha
- PonyBoy0
aw... i was hoping for an extended blog entry of pain and hardship followed up with death threats and wishes of ill-will upon mankind...
- bolus0
"Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML"
hahah
- bolus0
this must be about a qbn member:
"Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him having sex with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML"
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- LOLdMullins
- erikjonsson0
its fake
- bolus0
"Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML"
I think I need to close my browser and get back to work
- mistermik0
dont really care if fake or not - this made me laugh.
"Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag."