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Let's say that you had secret plans and the enemy was going to get them. So you swallow them. The enemy says "we are going to have to cut your belly open to retrieve them". Would you be able to vomit them up on the spot? Would you suggest that they get a bottle of ipecac? What would you do?
- kelpie0
tell them you had them
- 7point340
were they written on plastic? chances are, they're gone
- d_rek0
Tell them they're just going to have to wait until your next BM.
- Jimbo820
I'm struggling to respond to this.
- Jimbo820
I'm struggling to respond to this.
- andrewwwahlin0
plan b
- monospaced0
the chewing and digesting would destroy the plans, so killing me would be pointless. they should interrogate
- ********0
it would be microfilm or something like that. Would be impervious to stomach acid.
- ukit0
I yell, "hey, look at that," then while he is distracted I roundhouse kick to the face, gun flies up in the air, I fly through the air in slowmotion and catch it, fire ten rounds into them while still in the air, land on the ground and make my escape.
- I take it theres also an explosion behind you and doves fly in slow motion all around you?ian
- brandelec0
why would you swallow it in the first place if you were just going to turn into a pussy and cough it up
- would you expect them to cut you open while you were still alive?********
- yes. i would pull some magic trick to make it disappear. then when they ask me where it is i'll yell MIND FREAKbrandelec
- would you expect them to cut you open while you were still alive?
- kgvs720
I wouldn't be able to. If they're fucked up enough to cut you up, you're probably gonna die anyways.
- ********0
I would block his attempt at a punch flip his arms around using judo, then like a lightningbolt, I jump in the air and throw a thousand foot kick into his grill, his jaw turns to powder.
- me too. but I'd do it more awesomermarychain
- i salute you.********
