help... Wedding "Flyer"
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- CALLES
this is the text i got last night:
We need ur help,
we need 2... if u
want and if u
have time 2 make us our
weddn
invitation... kind
of a flyer so we
can send it via
email... what
you say?i got this text yesterday at 12:33 am... i was sleeping
they have know each other for a whole month
no... this is not a joke
- CALLES0
I'm not kidding guys... what the hell do i do?
- ********0
Send this back:
Of all the random text messages I have ever received ... this one takes the cake. A request of this nature is an e-mail at worst, phone call or face-to-face conversation would be the norm. I understand your relationship is obviously based on getting loopy together and forgetting what you are doing, or where you are, but this is just ridiculous.
That being said, do you mind I'm going to start setting odds for the Over/Under on when you two get divorced, as well as if this marriage is even going to happen. I'm going to go with yes that the marriage is going happen, and 5 days as the Over/Under so there's a possibility of a push and I can make a pretty big pay day.
P.S. Love the idea of a wedding flyer, shows you two are taking this serious. Should we charge a cover? $5? Is it B.Y.O.B.? You can now hopefully see why an actual conversation with our vocal chords is in order.
- Madethis0
go and make it. charge the hell out of it
- orangecrunch0
tell them to label all of there belongings because that is doomed to fail
- brandelec0
DO IT. obviously
- 7point340
first 50 guests get a free pre-nup!
- waterhouse0
Make the registry gifts tear-off tabs.
- brandelec0
don't forget adwords like "movies" "money" "movies"
- CALLES0
maybe it should have a quiznos coupon on the flip side
- monospaced0
Ignore the text message. If they ask you about it, say you didn't get it. If they ask you to do the job, charge them $50/hour, and take two days making it.
- charge $100/hour. they're friends after all. you know they're going to have lots of changes.Gucci
- erikjonsson0
why do people still get married. its the most un modern thing you could possibly do
- I see reasons for, and against. But to say it's "un modern" doesn't particularly make sense.********
- For:
- Tradition.
- *Gasp* Love
- So you can lose half your money at a later date.******** - money.********
- Against:
- Gays still can't in most states.
- "Don't see the need."
- So you can lose half your money at a later date.******** - money.********
- Also, it's big business. It's never going away. So it's personal decisions which dictate what you do.********
- My guess however, and this is just a guess ... you'll never get married for reasons I did not state. :D********
- I see reasons for, and against. But to say it's "un modern" doesn't particularly make sense.
