breast bed
- Started 16 years ago
- Last post 16 years ago
- 112 Responses
- Llyod
I had an idea for a bed made out of breast implant around 10 years ago. Some artist made this about 4 years ago. Am I just super cutting edge? Would you buy a breast bed?
- e-pill0
hmmm waterbed comes to mind...
- e-pill0
does it look like a breast?
- Llyod0
it's a circle
- e-pill0
is the breast bed a virgin?
- Llyod0
it would have to be heated
- 7point340
girl: so, what would say is your favorite part of a woman.
guy with breast bed: hmmmm,... probably legs.
girl: ....
- e-pill0
do girls who sleep on the breast bed become instant lesbians?
- 7point340
seriously though that's gonna be an awkward moment when she asks you if you fantasize about other girls during sex, and all you can do is stare at the bed.
- e-pill0
does the colour of the mattress come in different shades for different breasts also is there one for someone who needs a firm breast or a style for those that like flapping slouchy breasts?
what is your marketing for the gay man who likes hairy breasts is there a version for them i mean you dont want to block out a whole demographic now...
- Llyod0
I'd be afraid of poping one
- e-pill0
will you offer customizable breast beds for eccentric clients such as michael jackson may want a scooby-doo breast bed or mario andretti may want a racecar breast bed... stuff like that... what is your strategy for a luxury level custom breast bed?
- ********0
It should be lined with Pocket P's...
- Llyod0
I plan on having a breast bed.
- e-pill0
pet carriers have been the absolute rave in the last 2 years, will you make a breast bed for pets?? im sure you can get a sports figure or a hot slut model to sponsor your product and get a buzz awareness going on... maybe you should get a pornstar to say they use breast bed for all their fucking scenes and when they go home they sleep on the breast bed too as it adds size and energy and will advance anyone into sexual bliss...
try that...
- 7point340
they may need to venture into deviant markets as well.
example:
pierced and tattooed breast beds.
breast beds with vinyl corsets (whips and chains not included)
- ukit0
Let's see a concept sketch
- univers0
can you get "man-breast" style beds for people who softer and a more giving type of matress?
- e-pill0
will a full size breast bed be smaller in "cup size" than that of a king size breast bed? like will there be a pillowtop on the breast bed that is something like egg cartons but in the shape of mini breasts... that may be a good idea for the posture pedic minded consumer.
- 7point340
furry breast bed for cosplayers
- e-pill0
are your breast beds made to be eco-friendly? or are they purely synthetic?