Brian Urlacher
Brian Urlacher
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- Llyod
This had to have been this past summer. I was in the bathroom fapping. I was thinking about a chick I had slept with a couple years ago. Then my mind went blank. So I keep fapping. Then all of a sudden a voice in my head says "Brian Urlacher". At this point I start cracking up. I'm laughing and wanking at the same time. It took a few minutes to regain my composure but I was able to finish off.
Anybody here have strange fapping stories?
- vanilla_cam0
yeah....
- thatblokemike0
a mate of mine reckons he couldn't find a sock... ran to the bathroom kicked the door open and shot towards the toilet and his mum was sat their taking a dump.
- boobs0
If you think about football players while fapping, it means you're a homo