BREAKING NEWS
- Started
- Last post
- 42 Responses
- omgitsacamera0
im awake
- locustsloth0
You broke it, you buy it
- ukit0
Jobs Says He Is Being Treated for Nutritional Ailment
- Mr_Mxyzptlk0
Rollbacks everywhere!
Was 4 for $5
NOW only $1.25 each!
- ukit0
BLAGO PICK SAYS 'LORD ORDAINED' SENATE SEAT...
- Jimbo820
- this is news?ribit
- timelineMeeklo
- Sorry, but the meltdown already occurred on January 17, 2003 on old Newstoday.
homeostatic - lolbenfal99
- ukit0
New bird flu cases revive fears of human pandemic...
- ukit0
Woman drowns trying to save dog from frozen pond...
- ukit0
Terrorists 'could use insect swarms'...
- ukit0
Elder Bush would like to see Jeb as president...
- plash0
its hormone imbalance
http://www.apple.com/pr/library/…
- ukit0
Treasury Pick Failed To Pay Taxes
- ukit0
14-times Olympic Gold Medal Winner Michael Phelps Caught With Cannabis Pipe
- ********0
••• SCIENTISTS SUCCESSFULLY TRANSPLANT THE HEAD OF A CHIMPANZEE FROM ITS OWN BODY TO THE BODY OF A SECOND (CHIMPANZEE) HOST— "Consciousness is successfully transfered"... "when the chimpanzee awoke, he functioned as though nothing"... •••
- ********0
- robco0
its true that QBN has reached a critical level of useless threads, however, as long as the long standing 'iconic threads' continue to receive attention (pic of the day, politics, relationship question), i accept the frugality and fad-ness of these less visited and less contributed threads as long as these threads accept their own temporality. i consider these less 'impactful' threads to play an important part in evidencing the 'social sift' that is the public voice.
- BuddhaHat0
Blagojevich Claims Behavior Was Just Elaborate Plan To Surprise Patrick Fitzgerald With Senate Nomination On His Birthday
SPRINGFIELD, IL—As his impeachment trial began Monday, Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich kicked off a national media tour to explain that his alleged senatorial pay-to-play scheme was merely an elaborate plot to surprise U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald with a Senate seat on his birthday. "You try to do something nice for someone, and look what happens," the embattled governor told reporters at a press conference during which he unveiled a birthday cake for Fitzgerald. "People get wind of it, so you try to cover up the big party you planned, then things get out of hand and the story ends up involving a children's hospital, threats to the Tribune, and a half-million-dollar bribe. Next thing you know, you're getting investigated by the very person you wanted to do something nice for! Pat, I'm sorry your birthday surprise was spoiled." Before taking questions, Blagojevich changed into a plumber's outfit and attempted to sneak out of the room, saying in a thick Italian accent that the toilet was backed up and he had to fix it right away.
Courtesy of TheOnion.
