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- ptouch718
Should i 311 my landlord?
No heat yet this season. What the f**k should i do? I heard this weekend is going to be freezing.
(btw he is the kind of dude that prolly wears axe body spray)
- CyBrain0
Your rent shouldn't go to his personal stank.
Of course you should call 311. And maybe stop paying rent.
- Llyod0
punch him it the balls
- airey0
kill him and crucify the body to the front of the building as a warning to other landlords.
- Llyod0
have you tried calling him?
- ukit0
douse him in axe body spray and set a match
- ptouch7180
the best part is that he works for a heating and gas company
- Llyod0
cut his achilles
- Llyod0
fist his bum hole
- Llyod0
give him a microwave weiner
- Llyod0
put his head in a vice
- Llyod0
pee pee in his coke
- moldero0
i wouldn't make anyone listen to 311 even if the heat is off,
- gramme0
You know that we have always been down, down. If I ever didn't thank you, you, then just let me do it now.
- ptouch7180
wow, im kinda bummed on qbn when i can tell you read 311 as "three eleven" not "three one one" where are you from, calgary?
- teh0
- moldero0
No heat yet this season?
Make him pay!
make him listen to this shit


