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- Llyod
you have any strange stories about your ex/current girlfriends' families?
I dated a girl whose father was a gynecologist. He took patients with poor hygiene on tuesdays so as to get them out of the way.
- Gilt0010
You've never dated a girl, puh-leeeeease
- mg330
I dated a girl whose dad drank everclear for breakfast.
- Carl_Weathers0
I dated a girl who's dad knew everything about everything. Supposedly.
- babaganush0
Just because her dad sees a lot of cunts, doesn't mean his daughter need to see one...
- DaveO0
My GF's Dad once kidnapped one of her exes in the back of a van and then took him to a bridge where he dangled him over the traffic.
Why? I think the BF pissed her off a bit.....
- kelpie0
my ex's dad climbed out onto a cliff to save the rugby legend Jona Lomu's wife and child from plummeting to their deaths in a car hanging half over the edge.
he was in teh paper and shit.
- Jona Lomu is thankful. Legend of a man.Carl_Weathers
- I was returning a DVD once and there was a ford taking up two spaces in a full carpark while it was pissing rain, parked blocks away and gave the evil eye to the guy in the car - yup turned out to be Jonah pretty much fllled my pants in fear as he stared back at me.... good timesKidswift
- kelpie0
my other ex's dad was a copper who was busted and transfered for shagging his sergeant's teenage daughter
- OSFA0
well, my ex's dad can kick all of your ex's dads asses!
- harlequino0
My ex-girlfriend's uncle was Ira Levin, who wrote "Rosemary's Baby" and "Stepford Wives."
His favorite movie was "Spaceballs" and a favorite hobby was to collect foreign translations of his books, especially those with weird title translations and nonsensical bookjackets.
- autoflavour0
my partners family are german.. and they dont speak english.. and my german is sketchy at best.
the entire thing is a funny story
- Ranger0
My ex's dad was openly having an affair so made for a bit of an odd relationship between us. Didn't have that 'don't fuck with my daughter' authority you normally come up against.
- kelpie0
oh! another one invented chip and pin
- Carl_Weathers0
My mates girlfriends' family are lunatic. There's tales of international kidnapping and high speed pursuits across north africa and europe when they were younger. Grew up pretty lame though. Pitty.
- paraselene0
qbn is broken. i can't save notes. :E
- kona0
long time ago a gf introduced me to her dad and he was doing the typical cleaning his guns to scare the bf tactic. he's like 'come here son' and i walked out onto the back porch and there were all these handguns laid about. i sat down and before he could say anything i asked 'may i?' and picked up the smith & wesson version of the glock and in less than 20 seconds field stripped out all it's main parts and laid them gently out on the table. we were instant buddies. i think i spent more time with him than i did her as she was an insufferable b*tch. it didn't last very long.
maybe it was because i grew up out in the country, but i literally had 3 different dads show their power by meeting me while cleaning their guns. kinda silly.
- hektor9110
I dated a girl whose dad was secretary of security in mexico. He would have every cop in town looking out for my car! it was fun and dangerous
- cannonball0
My GF's dad is some C List photographer somewhere. Hasn't seen his daughter since she was 3.