Let's go on a date with Llyod
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- Llyod
First we meet up at a swanky Japanese restaurant. We have a drink at the bar while we wait for the table near the window reserved for beautiful people. We talk about our professions- she's in marketing and I'm an executive. She gets moist. We sit at the table and talk about topics ranging from politics to art to the enviroment. We click. We split the check.
After dinner I offer to drive her home. She accepts. We walk to my car. This is the first thing she sees:
We get in and she proceeds to blow the hell out of me. Mission accomplished.
- Horp0
You are truly lost Llyod, on any compass you care to consult.
- Meeklo0
you are a lonely man huh Lloyd?
- Llyod0
I would let you polish my Bruno Maglis if you were lucky enough
- Horp0
I would like for you to experience euthenasia llyod, just once in your life.
- locustsloth0
where the hell is that Llyod virus comic when you need it
- Ruffian0
Did I hear "cliché"?
- locustsloth0
- lolcreez
- emu made it, I believe.Jaline
- revolutionary.Point5
- brilliantnearestexit
- hahahhaJuan_Dumplo
- Horp0
Somone please locate Llyods actual website so I can go and look at his illustraton of a frog once more. That is really... its, I... oh god, Llyod's frog illustration is just... its... please, where is that site?
- http://tripleflux.co…
;(moamoa - SON OF A BITCH TOOK IT ODWN. Somebody PLEASE have that frog saved off. PLEASE.Horp
- maybe you will fine something here:
http://web.archive.o…
moamoa
- http://tripleflux.co…
- Nairn0
The reality..
- mimeartist_com0
fucking hell, how sad is this.
- HAHAHA, Who, Llyod? or all of us for bothering to pile in with the vitriol?Horp
- creez0
wtf?
- ukit0
Jesus Christ
*spits on thread*
- RickyBobby0
Shake N Bake!!! This guy is a double douche!!!
- gung_hoek0
I am impressed.
- Meeklo0
I think Lloyd is a good guy, he is just lonely.
- Llyod0
you're all jealous.
- monospaced0
Isn't that a line from American Psycho?
- visionary0
What type of woman are you looking to attract Lloyd? Think towards the future. Will she make a good wife and mother? Will she sag? These are all important issues.