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- doesnotexist
who has them?
how do you deal with roommates that are anti-social?
- airey0
don't screw the crew™
- what the hell does that meandoesnotexist
- maybe airey is your roommate!?VectorMasked
- it means that you shouldn't engage in a sexual relationship with flatmates.airey
- no no no no !! That's bullshit!!!!!
VectorMasked - no you're right. it always ends well...airey
- well I don't like boys so no problem there.doesnotexist
- doesnotexist0
yeah just got a new one after we kicked the old one out - so anti-social I'm pretty sure he hates me
- VectorMasked0
anti-social or shy?
some shy people come across as arrogant coz they don't say much when walking next to you.
- I'm leaning towards AS - been here for 4 weeks and never says a word, goes straight to his room.doesnotexist
- could be a serial killa.airey
- true.doesnotexist
- Maybe he don't want to share his porn? Or his weed? Or he's working on a secret project for Russians?boobs
- VectorMasked0
get him drunk. hit a pub.
That loosens up everybody, and you will get to see who he really is.
- when he is home, which is rare, he's in his room smelling burning incense. and NO he doesn't get high.doesnotexist
- OH ESNAP!!! Burning Incense? That shit's fucked up. Get rid of him ASAP. Only weirdos do that.VectorMasked
- really?!doesnotexist
- ever met a beer-drinking, talkative, computer-using, friendly, hip incense burner?
not me.VectorMasked - yep, it's time for a chat... you need to say "Dad, this shit's gotta stop."
CrimsonPlatypus - hahahaVectorMasked
- airey0
let them assist with the rent and get some friends. if you keep a little distance between yourself and flatmates it makes it easier to a: do a runner on them and skip rent, or b: drug them and sell their kidneys for cash.
- sublocked0
roomies suck. get yourself a studio.
- kkills0
I've been called an anti-social roommate. It was because my roommates were crazed maniacs. I agree wit sublocked.
- Llyod0
I made the mistake of sleeping with a roommate. bad idea.
- I moved in with a chick I worked with in the hope of sleeping with her... didn't work out that way. I drove her into the arms of her ex.CrimsonPlatypus
- I never have a plan with women. if it happens it happensLlyod
- doesnotexist0
well, he talks loudly a lot on the phone, is in fashion merchandising, and I have yet the chance to drink with him. he seems to be avoiding any drinking confrontations.
- robco0
throw a party.
- slappy0
I used to have two girls as room mates. Then we got raided by the cops and one moved out. Told that story like three times on here, was such an awesome day.
- MrOneHundred0
Bukakke Party! With him as the receptacle.
- ewdoesnotexist
- You can’t say it’s not a social occasion.MrOneHundred
- airey0
hey slappy, by room mates do you mean hoes and by 'have' do you mean pimp?
- Tungsten0
I used to have a roommate that would come home in the middle of the night Drunk and piss in the hallway outside our bedrooms.
- canuck0
He probably despises you, and has started his own post on the fashion merchandising forum about his shitty roommate (you) who never cleans the dishes and forgets to flush his stinky shits.
- Jnr_Madison0
I had a roommate who stayed in the other room.
- I regret this post.Jnr_Madison
- regret nothing my friend.airey
- ok, it was my Dad, ok? Happy now?Jnr_Madison
- not really. are you?airey
- No really, is he?Jnr_Madison
- that there is a question for the ages.airey
- I have time.Jnr_Madison
- really hoping my post below will start thoughts in doesnotexist's head.airey
- airey0
maybe he's just nervous and doesn't know how to take your relationship to the next level. here he is, stuck at sniffing your underwear and lying naked in your bed while you're out and then when you get home he just freezes up.
- hahahahahahadoesnotexist
- I guess I'll ask him how my underwear smell and if I should switch detergents.doesnotexist
- doesnotexist0
I should set up surveillance, now I'm worried